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scene 5
Location: Unknown (Darkness)
*Someone runs in with a gun*
*Apparently a locked case is behind the person on a table*

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Scene 5 continued
Location: Darkness
*The person opens up the case (he knows the combination), and turns on the lights. He's in a cellar. He holds a tranquilizer gun in his hands (just taken out of the case), and puts his real gun down. Then he goes through a door to the execution room (see scene 4).*

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*The person walks in quietly into the execution room, Guards walk in 1 sec after he closed the door, before any one could ask who he was. The person hides in the conner which has no lighting (hes wearing a black coat which covers him 100% making it seem as though it is a bag)*
*Guards drag Yoshi in and hes screaming:*
Yoshi: IM INNOCENT I TELL YA, HELP ME SOME ONE PLEASE!!!! I DONT WANA DIE!!!!
Guard 2: Shut up some has to pay, besides were paid to kill people not to care...
Guard 1: *closes the door and looks behind it* HEY YOU TWO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!?!!
Morton: uh...
Sani: *rudely interrupts* oh, were Fµ©ked
Morton: NO! *quickly pulls out his Eagle* Stop let our friend go or ill shoot
*the two guards look at each other then letting there "friend" go, then quickly pull out there guns*
Guard 2: DROP YOUR GUN NOW OR WE WILL SHOOT!
*the crowd behind the class waiting for the execution to start are stunned at what is going on*
Yoshi: So this is what you call rescuing eh?
Morton: SHUT UP!
*out of no were a gun is shot and guard 1 falls then a second shot is fired the 2nd guard falls*
*All 4 friends are looking around for the person who shot at them (the guards)*
Morton: WTF there you are *points the gun in the dark corner* Who are you?
The mystery person: No time, We HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE NOW!
Yoshi: that voice, it sound familiar...
The mystery person: Lets go NOW!
*run out of the room from the door he came from*

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WOW allot of $h!t going on

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Scene 6
Location: Prison parking lot
*All run out and jack an empty hippie van*

Morton: So, let's go!
*Mysterious person reveals herself, it' Neva, the girl they freed*
Neva: I just wanted to do you a favor so I saved you. At first, I knocked out a guard and took his gun. But I really couldn't kill anybody. I found a case with a tranquilizer gun in teh room next to the execution room, so I used that against the guards.
Morton: Wait... does this mean they're gonna wake up?!
Neva: Yup.
Sani: Damn, looks like the cops are behind us!
Neva: No they're not! What I mean is, they're not cops! Looks like they are a personal security service escorting a president of another country!
Morton: This brings me to an idea...

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Scene 6
Location: Prison parking lot
*Morton runs up to the cars after some how getting a hold of a security uniform*
Morton: Were sorry but the prison is on lock down due to a prisoner getting loose...
personal security: 繰り返しなさい。
Morton:.......
*Yuri Walks out of the jail in a uniform as well*
Yuri: Move idiot 私は彼に話す
Morton: Mujeres locas
Yuri: 愚か! 日本語を学びなさい! (knowing what he said)
*Yuri talks to the guards and persuades them to drive away*
Yuri: 順序ですべては私達が行くことを可能にした!
Morton: HU?
Yuri: LETS GO!!!!
*all get into the van and drive off*

WOW 訳者は翻訳できない.... (really i put in translators can not translate ) any good ones i was using babelfish...

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scene 7
place highway 110

*minibus dirves past*
*police see it and start chasing*
morton: uh oh the cops are on us
yuri: sh!t
*minibus goes faster*
*guns start fireing*

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Scene 7 continued
Location: Highway 110
Sani: We can't escape them. They're too fast.
Yuri: Wait, they're not cops! That's the president being escorted!
Sani: If so, why are they firing at us?
Yuri: Because we don't get out of their way...
*Sani brakes, van does a couple of 360 spins, the president rushes past, van stops sideways with the front against the railing.*
Sani: Phew. That was close.
*Helicopter sounds are heard. Morton looks above.*
Morton: I wonder if they...
Voice through megaphone from copter: We know you're inside the van! Throw out your weapons and get out with your hands behind your heads, and noting will happen to you!

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Scene 7 continued
Location: Highway 110
Yuri: yeah right
*drives off at full speed, throwing a grenade out for good mesure*
sani: but they said nothing will happen to us
*van stops, sani gets thrown out, van drives on*
sani: guys wait
random cop: your nicked
*sani gets arrested*

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Scene 7 continued
Location: Highway 110
Morton: WHY did you do that?
Yoshi: Because he was getting annoying...
Morton: thats not the point here...
Yoshi: besides he's right behind us...
*Morton looks back*
Morton: No! thats a cop!
Yoshi: take a closer look...
*Morton takes out a pair of binoculars and looks...*
Morton: Holly $h!t! But how?
Yoshi: Who knows he's been able to do those things for a long time now...

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Scene 7 continued
Location: Highway 110
Sani (in police car, speaking into cop radio): Well guys everybody go downtown now, take the next exit! I'll take care of the rest! You just lock down the whole downtown!
*Cops take next exit*
Morton: OK getting a cop car is one thing, but how the heck can he remotely control the other cars?
Sani: Maybe because I was in some kind of sergeant's car...
Yoshi: Hole in $h!t! Weren't you just inside the cop car?
Sani: I was, that's right.
Morton: So how did you...?
Sani: It's not important. Let's go anywhere but downtown.
Neva (at the wheel): We're running out of fuel. What now?
Morton: I was about to say we have to get a new ride, and now it seems like we have no other choice...
*Meanwhile they are now off highway 110 and onto road 911*
Sani: What about that one over there in the parking lot?
Morton: You don't mean...?
*Sani nods*
Yoshi: Tell you what, In-Sani, you're really crazy!

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Scene 8
Location: Some parking lot in front of a big house on road 911
*Van runs out of fuel just when they park*
Yoshi: i dont think this is a very good idea...
Sani: Sure it is were only going to borrow it (here face =  )
Morton: but thats the 110MB High's Owners Hummer!
Neva: your point your a wanted fugitive now like me... Do you really think there going to let you back in?
Yuri: Hmmm you do have a point...
*Neva is Going to attempt to hijack when Andre comes out*
Andre: HEY STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE!?!?!?!? GET AWAY FROM MY BABY!!! LOL
Morton: Oh Fµ©ked *Quickly pulls out his eagle and shoots at the window*
Andre: MY CAR!!!! NOOOOOO..... *runs in to what it seems like calling the police, mean while Morton gets in trying to hot wire the vehicle and fails*
Sani: Let me do it
Morton: Ok....
*Sani starts the Hummer*
Sani: GET IN!!!
*At the same time Andre runs out with a shot gun*
Andre: STOP OR ILL SHOOT... for some reason the cops cant come, So ill take you down my self!
*Sani hits the gas figuring the back window is bullet proof... then Andre fires his gun and turns out true. Every hopes in and then Morton randomly screamed*
Morton: WHY WOULD YOU SHOOT AT YOUR OWN STUDENTS?
*Sani quickly smacks him across the head and hits the gas, they continue tires squealing and all down 911 once again but in a sweeter ride*

The Hummer: (or one like it)

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Scene 8
Location: Road 911
Yoshi: Now, Sani, how much fuel does this baby have?
Sani: More than enough.
Morton: Why did you want exactly this car?
Sani: I have never driven one of this kind
Morton: Oh... I see.
Neva: What now? Where can we get if we continue going down this road?
Sani: Dunno.
Morton: Oh... I see.
*Driving into a small town*
Yoshi: I could buy a map, if we can get 2$ together.
*Sani parks the ride at an electronics shop*
Sani: Or use this pack of 100$ bills...
Yoshi (grabs the dollars from Sani's hands): Wow! How did you get them?
Sani: They were in the left door's pocket. However, if it were my car, I would use the pocket for storing stuff link window cleaners and sponges, not my cash.
Yoshi: Well, that's how I did, too, before the cops busted my ride. And I always kept a bottle of cola inside there, and a hamburger in the air conditioner.
Sani: So that's why you're so fa...
Yoshi: ...sad? Yes, I loved my ride.
Neva: OK, guys, who is gonna get the map?
Morton: Well, it's enough for a GPS.
Sani: You mean like this?
*Picks a GPS from the same pocket*

Yoshi: Wow! Provia's newest prototype!
Morton: Fine. I don't understand a single word.
Neva: I do.
*Neva and Sani get out to swap places, and run straight into a cop*
Neva: Hi officer...

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Scene 8
Location: Road 911

Officer: Hmmm dont you look a little familiar
*What the others dont know is that he was the one who busted her*
Neva: Im sorry i dont think so...
Officer: If you say so... By the way it looks like you have a vehicle exactly like the one reported stolen just a minute ago up the road from here... Can i please see some insurance, license and registration please?
Neva: Sure Officer, but all of are lost on our way to highway 910 and when we got our GPS system it was a new model which we think was not evens supposed to be here till 2010...
Officer: maybe i can help only if one of your friends will get me the papers needed...
Neva: sure *looks at Sani* can you get this Officer his requested paper work?
Sani: Sure
Officer: Ok let me see the map on the GPS...
Neva: Sure thing. *shows but not letting go of the unit* see we are here and this is the highway but how do we get on it going this direction?
Officer: hmmm you turn right at this light and then when you hit....
*At that time Neva smashes the GPS across the officers head which gave him a light enough blow and electrical show to knock him out, Neva steps on the gas as Sani finds the papers required*
Sani: WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT!!!! THATS NOT EASY TO GET YOU KNOW!
Neva: Your point? if i didnt we would of been busted he does his job the the letter Capital T
Sani: ok what ever that means...
Neva: but he is the only cop in this stretch and kinda funny no matter how many times i do that kinda stuff to him they never send a second one with him *Starts laughing*
Sani: Your crazy
Neva: i know thats what the judge said too...
*They continue driving down the road not knowing how long this road is or how long they will be till the next town*

Sorry about the delay i was kinda busy this week hence the # of posts went down

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Scene 9
Location: Road 911

Sani: Hey, Neva, do you have something to eat?
Neva: Nope.
Sani: Anybody else?
Everybody else: No!
Sani: Damn, so much cash, but no food.
Morton: Well, we could stop at the cafe on the right.
Yoshi: What cafe? I don't see any!
Morton: I know this place, this is my hometown - that is, the town is a few miles ahead. I went to school this route every day when I was a kid. Just the other direction, of course.
Neva: Fine, so let's stop there. I'm starting to get hungry, too.
*They reach the town and stop at the border*
Morton: What?! What has happened in this time? It cannot be!
Sani: Are you sure this is (or was) your hometown?
Yoshi: I wouldn't want to live here.
Morton (screams): Who did this to my hometown!?!?!?!
*Faints*

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Scene 9
Location: Road 911

Sani: wow i never knew he could scream like that
Neva: Never mind that but what about food?
*At that time a Challenge Stradale comes racing up on the other side of the road, smashing the barricade at the border...*
Andre: FOUND YOU!!!
Sani:.... Ummm drive?
Neva: ok...
*Neva hits the gas driving threw the borders gate, which now both sides are broken. Andre quickly follows*
Andre: When i catch you guys your DEAD!
Yoshi: i think he is serious...
Neva: Yea Think!?
Sani: ok enough sarcasm just drive...
Yuri: Erm i found some TNT back here... i winder what was he thinking of doing with this...
Sani: maybe take out all of the servers at the school? IDK *starts laughing*
Neva: Enough i have a idea get Morton up will yea...
Yuri: ok ill do it...
*Yuri walks over and kisses him on the lips* (sleeping beauty anyone )
Morton: GAAAAA What the hell was that for?!?!?!?
Yuri: They told me to wake you so i did...
*Every one in the Hummer starts laughing*
Morton: ok jokes over...*Wiping his lips with a napkin from him pocket* whats up in any case...
Neva: Andre is in his Ferrari chasing us...
Morton: Which one he has like 5...
Neva: IDK the red one.
Morton: Very helpful all of his are red... *turn around and sees the car* Oh that one...
Neva: what if we throw some TNT that your Girlfriend found back there...
Morton: She is not my Girlfriend!...
Neva: What ever... just throw the TNT...
*Morton cuts the fuse short enough not to explode and kill Andre but to blow the back tires and destroy the engine, opens up the back window and throws while screaming*
Morton: FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!

Sorry about the little kiss scene but i remember something similar out of Nadesico and it was comical

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Scene 9
Location: Morton's devastated hometown
*Andre brakes with the handbrake, but it's too late, his Ferrari gets hit by the TNT and blows up; Andre screaming 'Nooo!' crashes through the windshield (think Flatout lol ) and into the Hummer's rear window.*
Yuri (screaming like a little girl that sees a big fat spider): Get him off there! Quick!
Morton: We can't leave him like that. If that were casual glass or the protective one like on the side windows, he were surely dead now!
Yuri: Oh so that's why the car windows always break into small round parts...
Morton: Yeah. Now I take the left hand, you the right one, and pull him in!
Andre: Get off me, get off me, I'm gonna sue ya, get off me... Neva? You?!
*Neva nods*
Andre: What did these bullies do to you?
Neva: They freed me from prison.
Andre: Really? You saved her?
Morton: Emm... yeah.
Andre: Now tell me everything from the beginning.
*They tell*
Andre: I would've never thought that I'd say this, but - guys, I'm with you.
Yuri: Hey, and what about the girls?
Yoshi: OK, Andre, now call please 911 and cancel your stolen car report. And you can sit at the wheel, if you want - after all, it's your car. Just cancel the report!
Andre: Of course. You did it for a good thing. And I found my car at my friends, so everything is fine, isn't it? I'm glad you could steal my car, because Neva were otherwise got arrested again.
*Calls 911 and cancels report*
Morton: OK, so...
Yoshi: Morton, could you show me where is... was your home?
Morton: OK, Yoshi. Turn left here, go down the way, at first chance go right.
*Yoshi follows the way Morton said and stops at Morton's house*
Yoshi: Was that your car?
Morton: Which one?
Yoshi: That black van on the road.
Morton: Weird, can't remember such a car. Looks like it's new here. Maybe some tourist gone lost... Let's take a look at my home.
*They exit the car, Yoshi gives Andre the car keys, he presses the button to lock the car doors; everybody walk towards the burnt building*

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scene 9
location in the wreckage

*morton falls to his knees*
morton: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my house
andre: i'll buy you another one, the ads do give good money                                       ]
morton: thankyou.                                                                                                          >optional
yoshi: your a good man andre                                                                                       ]

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Scene 10
Location: in the wreckage

Andre: Thanks. But remember, fix my Ferrari first!
Morton: Of course. Btw, how do you know Neva? Is she some kind of a relative, or is she maybe... your girlfriend?
Andre: Neva? I thought you know it. She's my...
Sani (loudly whispers): Quiet! I heard car doors closing!
Andre (whispers): Well, it could have been only that black van. My Hummer has sound-isolated doors, they never make noise when shut.
*Somebody is heard entering the building. Steps come closer, then suddenly the sound disappears*
Neva: I'm afraid. What do they want? They surely watched us enter the building. Now they're coming in...
*A gun being loaded is heard just behind her head. Terrified, she looks back...*

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Scene 10
Location: in the wreckage

Nasli: Stick em up or ill shoot!!!
Neva: AHHHHHHHHHH (a female scream )
Andre: Uh oh... they are every were
Sani: any idea Morton?
Morton: None right now... You yoshi?
yoshi: Nope...
Yuri: i may have one...
*They all look ah her...*
Yuri: lets just all give up right here and now, and let them rob us plus anything else they want to do to us...
*They all look at each other then turn back to her with the nastiest faces could be given to some one*
Yuri: what!?...
Nasli: SHUT UP ALL OF YEA!
Morton: you have the gun you have the control...
Natsu: So what are we going to do with em boss?
Nasli: No idea yet but some of the females look good...
*Stares at Yuri and Morton Sees it...*
Natsu: Sir you have some weird... (before able to finish his sentence...)
Morton: YOUR NOT GOING TO LAY A Fµ©Ķ!NG FINGER ON HER!!!
Nasli: Who says? You? HA like you can do anything, your shorter then me and you look like a granny
Morton: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME???
Neva:(whispers to Yuri) Is he always this protective over you or something?
*Yuri starts to turn beet red*
Neva: (whispers back) never mind your color change tells me enough...
*Nasli points the gun directly at Mortons head and Morton does not move*
Nasli: None the less... Your going to be the first to die then when your gone I will have some good times with your...
*At that time some random Fool comes falling down from what seems to be a airplane above them, and they land right on Nasli. Nasli's Hench men all run except Natsu which is stunned at what just happened*
Andre: Ummmm is that person ok??? The jumper that is, who cares about the other...
*all of a sudden some weird energetic female jumps out of the 5 foot creator she created due to having no parachute *
Auberta: OPPSIES i did it again... MAMA is going to be mad at me again...
*Auberta turns around and looks at Neva and then Yuri and then screams*
Auberta: MAMA I CRUSHED ANOTHER PERSON WAAAAAA (can any one i got bored a little too much today?)
*Neither Neva or Yuri either have no idea or one is acting and hiding something, then Auberta turns and runs to Yuri*
Yuri: Uh oh...
*Morton quickly hides... Andre quickly drags Morton from the back of the limo to the gang while the bad guys get away (for now)*
Andre: I think you too have some explaining to do...
Morton: well you see Yuri and i are... Well... How to say it...
*Yuri Quickly buds in, then tension is put onto her now...*


Ok sorry for the long delay for posting but i kept on A forgetting and B had no true time till now... well any case have fun with Morton an Yuri I have just fixed a spot where you could make a time lap back into the past for what ever reason...

On a side note ill put Andre in the Character list as he seems to be a main Character now On that note i ran out of names on the list so some would be a nice idea

 i hope this makes up the gap

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Yuri: Gay. I am actually a man. I wanted to keep it a secret, but I guess you all found out.
All: WTF?!?!!?
*Yuri grabs Morton and jumps into his jet.*
Morton: Let me go you frikin faggot!
Yuri: Our love must be fulfilled. We will live together for the rest of our lives.
All: Okay... that was weird.
*Everyone lights up their cigarettes*
All: Can't live without these cancer sticks, man...

It's funny how often you use the word "female." It just sounds weird, lolz.