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Scene 10
Location: The jet

Morton: Now that's what I call a good show! Whoever those weirdos are, they'll keep distance from us from now on!
Yuri: What show? I'm really a man!
Morton: What the heck? Yesterday you were a woman, a pretty hot one actually!
Yuri: Yeah, yeah...
Morton: Well, it's kind of embarrassing for me... but... I watched you shower yesterday...
Yuri: No, it must have been somebody else!
Morton: And what about the scar on your neck? It's never been there!
Yuri: It happened this morning, when I was shaving myself...
Morton: You might not know this, but I've been a pathologist for two years, after I finished school. I know that a scar that looks like this is at least 5 years old.
Yuri: Umm... well... I can explain this...
Morton: GET THAT SILICON OFF YOUR FACE!!!
Yuri: You mean my fake breasts?
Morton: No, your fake face!!!
*Morton grabs her nose and pulls off a silicon mask, revealing a guy's face*
Morton: The breasts of Yuri are real!!! No more offense to my ex-wife, or I'll...
All: Ex-wife?
Morton: How the heck did you get inside?
Sani: I showed them how...
Morton: OK, let's interrogate this impersonator...
Sani: But who will prevent the plane from crashing in that big skyscraper?
All: AHHHHHHHHHH (a mixed scream )
*Sani knocks the fake Yuri on the ground, and he falls onto the brakes; plane gets a tiny bit slower, but is still coming closer to the skyscraper*
Morton: Cool, I didn't know jets have brake pedals.
Sani: What else could they have?
Morton: The handbrake!
*Morton pulls a handbrake that looks like a car's one, and the plane stops mid-air, then slowly turns to the side and starts falling down sideways*
Andre: Guess we are too many for a two-seater. We also have only two parachutes.
Neva: Let me do this!
All: Do you think it's a good idea?
Neva: Trust me!
*Neva takes control of the plane, accelerates and steers to a highway, then pulls the brakes, and the plane starts flying sideways, and sideways lands onto the road, and starts sliding down the highway sideways at 150mph*
Morton: Quickly! The brakes!
*Neva loosens the brakes, and the jet becomes faster*
Morton: Why did you do that?
Neva: You said so...
Morton: You should have braked!
Neva: The brakes were on already...
Morton: What!?
*Morton tries pulling the handbrake, but it breaks apart*
Sani: I'm starting to think it's too much action for one day...
Phew, now that was long.

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Scene 10
Location: The jet

Yuri: Ummm what the hell happened?
Morton: Shut up you impersonator
*Morton Smashes the broken hand brake on yuris head, yuri falls back down but hits time hitting a little red button and siriens and lights start going off*
Sani: i think it is time for us to get out of here...
*Morton was about to speak but*
Morton: I think that is a good idea by the way how the hell do you do that thing... *Looks around but only sees yuri on the floor* Why those little pricks!!!
*Morton tears apart the cockpit to find the manual and the title was "flying a fighter jet for dummies"*
Morton: wow... *starts reading* Found it!!! it says here that the red button is for auto pilot to the local GPS airport... on a side note it also says or closes GPS beacon... *Morton looks down while the plane starts flying again* UH OH... Looks at a Cadillac () poor sucker must have GPS...
*Planes starts flying right behind the Cadillac*
Cadillac Driver: OH SH!T!!!! *steps on the gas*
Morton: i hope he dont sue me
*Plane follows the Cadillac and lands safely... But the cops come charging to wards it as the auto pilot turns off*
Morton: GAAA IM SCR3WED
*Andre drives up to the jet in his Hummer*
Andre: Quick Get IN!!! and bring that impersonator too!!!
Morton: ok... *Drags yuri into the Hummer, Andre Quickly drives off*
Andre: ok we are heading back to one of my places close by
Morton: Can i dump this guy on the side of the highway?
Yuri: NO!!! YOU MAY NOT!!!
*Morton looks at what could possibly be a dead body which is not moving*
Morton: I SAID STOP IMPERSONATING MY EX!!! *Smacks the motionless body senseless *
Yuri: BEHIND YOU MORON
*Morton looks back and sees the kid and Yuri behind him*
Morton: Were the hell did you go?
Yuri: I will tell you the whole story with the others....
Andre: i found her with the kid a few blocks away from the place were im going now...
Morton: then whos this guy?
Yuri: Yuri <<<
Morton: Hu? *Confused (like you prob are )*
Yuri: Like i said i'll explain latter...
*Andre keeps driving to his place*
Scene 11
Location: Google Rank #1 Road

*Morton and Andre Drag the seemingly dead body in the building*
Morton: ok were here where is the rest of the gang?
Andre: On the 13th Floor
Morton: dont you mean the 14th? as 13 is a bad number?
Andre: i dont care... bad stuff happens to me any how...
Morton: Ok...
*All 4 get on the elevator to the top floor (13)*
Every one else: Hey long time no see Morton...
Sani: i see you also found Yuri and the Impersonator Yuri...
Yuri: He's not really a impersonator... He's my brother!
*Morton who was carrying him dropped him out of shock which also woke up Yuri*
At This Point Yuri Will Get Confusing!!! (not for long) but just for future ref (if both come in again, if not then assume female every thing will get explained ) USE (M) OR (F) for which ever your using
Yuri (M): OUCH WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!?!?
*Morton did not answer as still in shock, Andre Drags Morton Over to the couch with the others so the to Yuri's can tell the story*
Yuri (F): Ok were to start...
Yuri (M): I know... I am Yuri she is Yuri and we are Brother and Sister *Obliviously still stunned from the head trauma *
Andre: How hard did you hit that guy?
Morton: I didnt... i think it was the drop on the floor a minute ago...
Auberta: Daddy Shut up and you sir shut up TOO!!!
*Auberta points a gun to Andre as though threatening him*
Morton: HEY PUT THAT AWAY YOU KNOW IT AINT A TOY!!!
Auberta: But... he was...
Morton: I dont care what you thought PUT IT AWAY NOW!!!
Auberta: Fine...
Yuri (M): cute kid... any case getting back to the topic at hand *seems to be recovered from earlier*
Yuri (F): True... Ok here is the story...
*WEEEE TIME TRAVEL TIME BACK TO THE FUTURE 110 STYLE *
Ok Yuri (female) will be telling most of the story and all so the male will have (M) while the female one will not
Yuri: It started about 15 years ago... When we truly were in highschool with normal lives
Sani: You guys had lives? wow... very educational ()
Auberta: Shut UP *Smacks Sani on the head with a paper fan* Proceed i love this story.
Yuri: any case... it goes back 15 years ago... awkwardly 15 years ago today...
*Time Warp into the past... NOW *
Yuri: we were about 17 years old at that time...
Ok im going to be really Mean here... read this and if needed come back to this Yuri is the one from the current (telling the story) Yuri (P) is the one in the past and Morton (P) is also in the past (just in case if i use him Yuri (M) is current time and Yuri (MP) is the male past version ok? ok... good luck
I will make it easy for you i will do a ~~~~~ In red to show im going into the past
Yuri: We went to "Xbanned Host Academy for the Intelligent" and at first we never knew each other... it was only in the second of 5 years when we first meat... but the story actually started when both of us got accepted into the Academy...
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Scene 11A
Location: Yuri's Home
Yuri (P): OH MY GOD!!! MOM I GOT IN!!!
Yuris Mom: Congratulations Sweetie lets celebrate when your father comes back...
~~~~~
Yuri: But sadly he never did... We shortly found out that he got killed by a bank robbery which he was trying to stop... For those who did not know my dad was a cop but not just a cop but the best were i came from... But any case shortly before that they decided to adopt Yuri as my brother... I had no issues with it but he was to come to our place the week after that incident and the center was rethinking of sending him to use... it look a few months before he actually finally came and thats how he became my brother... but back to the story...
Yuri (M): HEY THATS ALL ABOUT ME!!! HOW MEAN!!!
Yuri: No... their is more about you which they will find out shortly... any case we never celebrated my going to the Academy... so i did not really wanted to go because it reminded me of my dad. But i still went non the less...
~~~~~
Scene 11B
Location: Xbanned Host Academy for the Intelligent
*Yuri walks in to the class depressed...*
Teacher: Are you ok Miss Yuri?
Yuri (P): Yea I'm fine...
~~~~~
Yuri: I was like that for most of the year till i meat some one...
~~~~~
Scene 11C
Location: Xbanned Host Academy for the Intelligent (outside)
Nasli: Are you all right you have been like this for most of the year...
Yuri (P): yea im fine... Leave me alone...
~~~~~
Sani: Hey aint that the guy who tried to rob us?
Yuri: Yes, it was... what happened was we got together and started going out till the beginning of the next year then something happened...
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Scene 11D
Location: Some Dark Ally Close to Yuri's Home
Nasli: so how was the movie?
Yuri (P): It was good... and thanks for taking me out to see it i had allot of fun.
Nasli: No problem, you want to see that new movie next week?
Yuri (P): Sure, same time and place?
~~~~~
Yuri: Before he could answer though a few thugs ran out and tried to rob us... he protected me but at a cost of his body... instead of trying to get me they decided to go after him... They knocked him out and carried him away... a few days latter he was found and put into the hospital... when he came threw he went insane and started harming people... I found out all of this shortly after he was sentenced to jail for 15 years... but according to the records he knew nothing about the past but just a violent person...
*Yuri takes a breath... and sighs...*
Yuri (M): Let me take it from here for a bit...
Yuri: ok...
Yuri (M): Sadly Yuri was not the only one who suffered Morton also suffered but worst... his parents we also in that bank robbery which was deemed in that year the worst one yet... unlike our father, well her father i never really meet him but one day... any case, his parents were only their to bank and were normal technicians to the local computer tycoon which has long gone out of business... But about a week after that day he got a letter in stating that the house will be his for ever and another letter stating he can withdraw at any time the lump sum which his parents left behind, it was some were around 300 thousand... any case along with those 2 letters he got a third one stating that he got into the same academy as my sister... He should of been happy but was actually upset and mad at the same time as his parents made him go their and he wanted to become a doctor or a lawyer... but to respect their wishes he obeyed their command and went to the school...
Yuri: thanks i'll take it from here...
Yuri (M): but... im coming into the picture now...
Yuri: i know... any case we both were taking the same program Morton and I. the success rate for first semester was about 25% and around 96% there after... since we both had pressure to get into and graduate the school we both needed to pass and we tried very hard and both made it... since the rate of success was so low they only offered one time for each class... so we basically had the same time table... While this happened my brother also decided to give the school a shot, but did not do so well in the first term... after the first year or so he decided to goto a different school for makeup and design stuff for movies and shows... Hence how he is able to make him look like me so good.... But back to the story...
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Scene 11E
Location: Xbanned Host Academy for the Intelligent (in a class room before lunch)
Teacher: OK the groups are as followed... *They say the list...* and finally the last group will only have 2 people as the third dropped out... and they will be Morton and Yuri... trade contact information and get started on the project as soon as i give you the topic
~~~~~
Yuri: We did as the teacher said and we completed the project as usual early as we would if we did not do it in a group... but since it was only us too we had tons of spare time to kill... we got to know each other very very well and found out that we both had the same incident to blame for our problems... But after that semester he had the guts to ask me out... i denied but after the mid terms in the second semester he asked again and i accepted, from then on we were together shortly after graduating we moved out of the homes which reminded us of the issues which happened in the past and moved close to the 110MB school which was a sweet shop... at the time that is... and both of us worked their as technicians about 3 years after graduation we got married... we had Auberta 1 year into the marriage but then something happened the boss did not like the fact that we lived together for some reason and decided to get us to divorce each other buy doing somethings which were not really legal or ethical... in the end i got soul rights to Auberta and the house, but because of this we both quit the place which quickly went bankrupt after... he lived in a apartment close by while we both worked at various places threw out the remainder of the years... Till we Meet Andre, he was hiring technicians for the school and some how we both got the jobs... well shortly after that all server issues were not really much of a issue anymore and ran out of things to do... so all 3 of us agreed to let us 2 to act as though we are students to help them out and if needed we goto the server room to do our real job. And thats how we meet all of you and how our lives got as they are...

Sani: wow what a story...
Morton: Yep and now we are planning to get back together again...
Neva: but that still does not explain about your daughter with a gun...
Morton: Oh that well... shes smarter then both of us and we sent her to the same academy which she aced inside of a year... now she works for some unknown government services... which we can not say much more...
Yuri (M): Oh wait one minute... my phone is going off *the phone is on vibrate* Yea? Oh... Ok under stood... see yea their in about 3 days then bye. *hangs up* well thats another movie maker which needs me for the next year or so... so i guess i wont see you for a while... unless you were i will be... any case i got to go... Bye
All: BYE!!!

Still confused? Yuri in Japanese means lily http://www.behindthename.com/name/yuri-2 while Yuri in Russian is a male which gamesmash prob got confused with but Yuri is a Female... the Male Yuri is now far away from them but if you want to refer to him please put (M) after his name...

Also on a side not this is a lot of typing... I will not be putting in Yuri (M) in the list as i dont really want him back but... never know :S

i still need some random names for the play as it is finally getting interesting now that every one knows the past of Yuri and Morton along with their kid Proceed as normal...

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o.k now i will njot post here untill this mess has been cleared up!!!
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What mess all that really was, was a explanation of their past...

but i think it kinda did get messed up when gamesmash confused Yuri for a guy but here is the out come... Morton and Yuri were married Yuri has a brother also named Yuri who is now far away. These 2 have a kid called Auberta which is super smart and now the whole gang is at Andres mansion which has 13 levels to it and every thing can continue from their... they ended up from a old beaten Mortons house to Andres Mansion if you really want too forget the long story in the middle but under stand that Yuri has a brother Who pulled a joke on the gang and Yuri was some were unknown... but it is say late at night and they are all tired lets go from their shale we?
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o.k i'll clear up this mess
*nasli walks on and shoots yuri then walks off*
*yuri dies*

there cleared up

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I guess you read the story then but why kill Yuri? oh well...

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i got confused, and when i get confused i try to think of a way to fix it

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i got confused, and when i get confused i try to think of a way to fix it

lol thats ok... at least the story wont end so soon now now morton should claim revenge on nasli but i think i will wait to see if any one else wants to post something on the matter... as whats done is done any case what part were you confused about?

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that only took 5 seconds to think of, but anyway, what happened to the girls at the start?

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good point... i guess they never were in the most of the play... well that could always change because if you read the play from the start they started this crazy quest due to a race and some one getting arrested for looking like a terrorist and then people (including me) just threw people in

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Scene 11
Location: Andre's 13 story home

Yuri (M) <- sry for bringing him back : Hey I think I lost my gun prop... whoah Yuri are you OK?!
Yuri: Yep, that freak keeps doing stuff like this. He's angry because I didn't accept his marriage proposal.
Yuri (M): I'll kick his ass!
*Yuri (M) runs after Nasli*

now morton should claim revenge on nasli

The male Yuri claimed revenge on Nasli

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Scene 11
Location: Andre's 13 story home

Morton: we need to do something shes bleeding badly!!!
*Neva faints at the sight of blood*
Andre: im calling for a ambulance right now
*30 minutes latter...*
Morton: they are sure taking their sweet time...
*Yuri starts coughing and throwing up...*
Sani: NOT GOOD!!!
Andre: i do have a air ride equipped car which will reduce shock when we hit bumps...
Morton: were is it?
Andre: in the garage... quick get her on something flat.
*Yoshi smashes one of Andres 150 year old tables and takes the top wood section from it*
Andre: AHHHHHH WHY DID YOU DO THAT!!! Their was a iron board just over their!!!
Yoshi: Their is? *looks over and sure enough a iron board which would of held Yuri was their* Opps my bad! (yea right...)
*Morton and Andre put Yuri on the tabletop and carry her to the elevator. they went down to main level and at that time Mortons daughter had the car their waiting*
Morton: when the hell did you learn to drive?
Auberta: ever since you got me the Xbox 360 with Forza 2
Andre: AHHH *screaming like a girl *
Auberta: what? i didnt hit anything... Honestly... Unless you include that cop car over their...
Morton: Uh Oh you did it now Auberta...
Andre: quick get Yuri in the car...
*They get her in the car  as the officer walks over*
Officer 1: Why was that little girl driving this car? Did you know she hit mine? who owns this car and who's kid is and whats with the female in the back of the car?
No problem with bringing Yuri(M) back but i dont remember saying anything about marriage with Nasli oh well

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Scene 11 continued
Location: Outside, at the car

*Neva gets up*
Neva: Whoah a cop!
*Neva faints*
Morton: I think the male Yuri said that...
Yoshi: We have no time! Get in!
Officer 1: What is going on here?
Andre: I'm bringing that hottie to the hospital.
Officer 1: And why did that kid had to damage my ride?
Auberta (from inside of the car): I have Burnout, too!
Officer 1: She's going with me.
Morton: No, you can't kidnap kids!
Officer 1: But I'm arresting her!
Sani (from inside of the car) : Get in now!!!
*Morton picks up Neva and jumps in; Auberta slams the pedal, and they drive off*
Sani: Look what I got!
*Sani shows a cop lightbar with a magnet and a wire*
Morton: Cool!
*Morton opens the roof window and attaches the lightbar, then connects the wire and switches the lights on*
Morton: OK, done. But the male Yuri said, that...
Sani: Damn watch out little girl, or I'll take the control!
All: Please, no!!!
Morton: But the male Yuri said, that the gun was a prop...
Yoshi: Does this mean it's a fake one?
Morton: It may be used for firing blanks...
Yoshi: Does his gun his gun was sabotaged or swapped with a real one? And did Nasli know that it is supposed to be a prop? Or maybe he knew it's been switched? Or he thought it's a real gun?
Morton: Yeah, strange...
About the proposal - well, if a guy and a girl often go to cinema (or elsewhere) together, they can end up being crushes, and after some years possibly get married. Yuri didn't tell about the proposal at first, but this might be some kind of embarrassing for her, so she told it only when it was urgently needed... 

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*yuri(m) gets shot from a sniper and therefore dies*

omg i just killed the other yuri

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Scene 12
Location: Darkness

Yuri (M) (in his mind): Darkness... darkness... darkness... damn where's the light switch? Oh there's some light... at the end of the friggen tunnel...
*Starts running towards the light*
Yuri (M) (in a mumbling, very silent voice): Aaaargh.
*Beeper sounds appear. Beep. Beep. Beep.*
Female voice: He's coming back!
Yuri (M) (in that mumbling, very silent voice) : Gah. Slzrms. Kglsg, ftwmcls, wtfru, colla plewuix poj... uhhh.
*Beep. Beep. Beeeeeeeep! ... ... ... *
Female voice: We're losing him!
Yuri (M) (still in the mumbling, very silent voice): Whom?
*Beep. Beep.*
Female voice: OK, he's back!
*Light appears. Yuri (M) is in a hospital bed, in the reanimation room.*
Nurse 1 (the female voice): How do you feel?
Yuri (M): Crappy.
Nurse 1: You know, you were dead for a few seconds.
Yuri (M): Oh, yeah. Now I remember.
Nurse 1: What? What do you remember?
Yuri: The tunnel... and the light... water...
Nurse 1: Water?!
Yuri (M): Gimme... water... plz...
Nurse 1: OK, here!
*Nurse hives water to him*
Yuri (M): Thnx. Cya!
*Yuri falls asleep. The stage turns dark again.*
Fading out nurse's voice: He's OK. We saved him. He needs a sleep now.
Echo of her voice: Now, now, now...
Yuri (F) (in her mind): What the heck. Darkness. No, it's a tunnel with a light at the end. Does this mean I'm dead or what?
*Starts running towards the light*
Yuri (breathing heavily, because she's running fast): I. Must. Reach. The end.
*Trips over something*
Yuri: Damn. Why exactly now!
Morton: Ouch. That did hurt. Don't trip over me again, please!
Yuri: Huh? Morton? Are you dead, too?
Morton: No, but who is dead?!
Yuri: I am...
Morton: No, you're not... Can't you remember?
Yuri: Remember? What?
Morton: Well, we were driving down the road, and then your brother got shot. But before that, the guy who shot, accidentally damaged the air ride part of our car, so we lost control and performed a nice barrel roll (sideways, like a barrel) down the road and into the tunnel. Auberta said that she hadn't scored such a great barrel roll ever in Burnout. You know, the game about doing crashes, barrel rolls, etc. in exotic cars.
Yuri: I know that game. When we were together, I often played that game with Auberta evenings when she couldn't sleep.
Morton: OK, so were did I leave the story? Oh yeah, so Auberta claimed that this was her very best barrel roll. Then we all crawled out, and called 911. Yuri, your bro, got taken away. They also took care of your wounds, and you're fine now. They told us it was just a shock reaction and minor injuries. Afterwards, the rest of us went out to have a rest. You had lost consciousness, so I stayed here at the wreckage to guard you. But then I fell asleep.
Yuri: Can we go out, to the others?
Morton: Yeah, of course.

Scene 13
Location: At the tunnel


*All, except both Yuris and Morton (which aren't there), are sitting on the tunnel exit, swinging their legs above the road*
Sani: Hey look, there's Morton and Yuri!
Yoshi: Fine... now we just need to take care of the brother. And then we can leave him. Since he's there, only bad things are happening.
Morton: Hey folks, Yuri is finally here!
Yoshi: So we're all together now? That is, excluding the brother?
Neva: Not really. Yi Ze, was, I think, left in Morton's devastated hometown.
Morton: Damn. She must be really angry. It's 70 miles to walk for her along the road, to reach the closest city.
Neva: Unless she took the black van.
Sani: Then she should be looking for us.
Andre: The news are full of stuff about the cop chases, plane crashes, etc. that we were involved into.
Neva: So she might come right here then...
*A black van stops at the entrance*
Sani: If that is Yi Ze, I will...
*Yi Ze gets out*
Yi Ze: Hey!
*All run down to meet her, and talk for a while. Yi Ze is a bit angry at first. Then she listens to the story, and is quite impressed.*
Yuri: Any news about my brother?
Yi Ze: I found an article about a guy, taht could be him.
Yuri: Soo...
Yi Ze: Let's get in and drive to the hospital!
Andre: I'll look at the wreckage and take my cellphone and GPS device from there.
*After 5 minutes*
Andre: OK, I found them. Let's go!
*All get in and drive to the hospital*
@GV - Please, stop pointlessly killing the characters. The main ones must survive!
(But Natsu can always randomly kill some less important characters)

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scene 13 cont

*Natsu drives up in his sports car, rolls down the window and starts shooting at the others*
Andre: oh $#!+ its Natsu again
Morton: what you know this guy?
Andre: yeah he killed my ex girlfriend, and now i think he's after me, Yoshi, Morton, Neva, get the guns and start shooting
*Yoshi, Morton and Neva grab some guns roll down the windows and start shooting at Natsu*
*cool car chase scene follows*
*natsu gets hit in right arm, swerves into the wall and his car explodes*
Andre: hold on tight
*Andre presses a button*
*a jet booster deploys out of the back of the car*
*they speed off*

how was that for a cool tunnel scene, nobody dies(i think)

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Scene 14
Location: Other tunnel exit
*Their van speeds out of the tunnel*
Andre: Phew, that was tight.
Morton: Shall we buy bullet-proof waists?
Sani: Yep. And pants, too.
*Everybody look at him like he was crazy... oh wait, he is crazy *
Sani: I don't want my legs to get injured... or my... well, you know... the part of body you sit on.
Morton (takes notes): So we need bullet-proof clothing, more ammo for the next drive-by, some more N₂O...
Neva: N₂O? Laugh gas?
Morton: Yep, race cars use this to gain extra speed. This van is great, it has even more than that.
Auberta: Does this include powerful brakes?
Andre: It should. See!
*Andre presses the brake pedal, but nothing happens. He tries the handbrake, again nothing happens. He tries to shift down, but he can't switch lower than 3rd gear*
Andre: So, what now?
Auberta: Woohoo, it's like the movies!
Sani: Oh, look! That sign has holes in it!
Andre: Which one?
Sani: Over there!

Andre: $#!+ ! And we're going too fast for this kind of road!

Morton: Wait... these holes look like...
*A pistol shot touches the window, but it bounces away. That van has bulletproof glass.*
Morton: ... bullet holes!
Great post, GV! That's a cool scene, like the movies, and everybody is alive.

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scene 14 cont

Andre: i've had an idea
sani: (to everyone but Andre) oh dear here we go again
Andre: this van has a jet booster, and so it should also... yep its got them, put your seat belts on, it may be a bumpy ride
*Andre presses another button, and wings sprout out of the van*
*van takes off*
everyone except Andre: we're flying?!
Andre: duh! aha highway 110, we'll be there in not time
* they fly away*

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Scene 15
Location: Flying van, in the air

Morton (in a slightly ironic voice): Cool, from a driving brakeless van it turned into a flying brakeless van.
Andre: Well, not quite...
Yi Ze: Why's that?
Andre: I have an idea...
*Bullets hit the van continuously, rendering it even more hard to control*
Neva: Let's get out of here ASAP!
*Faints again*

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Andre: sh!t
*they take evasive action*