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There was a moderator called "diemux" who loved britney that made her take a look at the 110mb.com behind the wall
then suddenly britney fell off a cat wearing mittens then suddenly britney lost her memory and woke up thinking of splur and there came..
twice a minute

Once there lived a pussy cat belonging to andre and it build a 110-bedroom hotel with 110 minibars and women that squirted ten times
then suddenly someone came again and again and then they suddenly stopped!
but suddeny Osama appeared from nowhere then ask his mother how he could be an ulgy girl in mary poppins and the sourcerers stone .
She Just told her ulgy minions i want to root you hard down to the ovaries of your something something something ...I can't remember... three toed sloth.
This sloth had , though he lacked two heads, A square circle and then suddenly [the devil] crushed him with Rod Stewart's only $1,000,000 baseball bat ,
oh no suddenly the story ended.

A webdesigner "Andre" saw a huge mule's balls hanging with three hairs around someone face who didnt have any girlfriend but an ugly girl , a blow-up doll ,
two french fries , and a fart waffle with cheese, and a ass and Andre decided that he will no longer post Because of the Linus Torvalds don't make any sense
because a fluffy and of course me cooked up a rather evil plan for cute carebears then went away and possibly exploded into little marshmellows
then went back to his house for a quick game of paintball and chess with a stuffed cat then they killed a stupid idiot who was very silly and busy with bugging
andre before reading threads and asking stupid questions that have nothing relate to 110mb free hosting , bony fish heads make very nice fish cat food which
the stupid idiot enjoyed eating and then he couldnt help but has to do a whole format .
Young monkeys like me and you have no brain and they are the absolute rulers of the kingdom . Then everything ended.

Mary had a bacon butty with water and oil which dont mix but neither do icecream and hairgel , anthrax and cheese are good for nothing but, fondu .
Three white mice living in the best slide phone that looks like the matrix one with real cool slap a duck what is this? Ask your self.
shujjah read PM or else i eat toasted sandwiches and still try to kiss the legendary and perfect blue eyed babe who has no idea what programming or extreme
jaywalking by the time he starts to think he's stupid she will realize ohno shes a... rather odd kind and very weird and very pretty yet strangly suspicius
sherlock holmes type elementary dear watson goofy hat and ate too many mince pies before christmas and also skydives in alaska when he is wondering where
Andre go to school and tell the teachers and administrators that give grades to the parents ALL ABOVE and parents below ate the teachers feet and never
return to the hard yet so loving powerful web host.

Once upon a new year an australian admin named mustang the great shot a kiwi but invincible kiwi cried, "KILL VEGETABLES" and then Mustang told something
about the status of the best host which happens to enjoy the ride of the installment in the evil world wide web which can potentially be very harmful for
people known as internet adicts also known as Morlocks and Elois (aka) Intulectos Internetulous Addictous anyway, good people.

There was a dot new generation of super couch potatos who's tv control is covered in........ chocolate covered cherries with those nice red crinkly rappers
That get stuck in jail for 3 months and was set free on account of double jeopardy appeal an andriod andre was telling us simply how to modify the A-record
cause it wants optimise the server all while learning how to handle people named k.ill.er.mule otherwise known as the guy who sexually abused the old stuffed
and powerless forum; PHPBB and then decided to switch the operating system of the entire world to a better system known as 110mb free webhostingsoftware2.0 correct,
v2,0 because it could potentially control the whole universal mainframe server which is located right under your beautiful red dress Which Diemux would lift
and said wow ummm nice but the firewall suddenly criticly failed due to a freak relapse of the mind of someone who tryed to type in a rather interesting cute
and fuzzy text about an Elephant who was standing on a black midgets eye the midjet almost fell off the the edge of The world because someone forgot to activate
the gravitational side of the greater northern hemisphere which is now effectively affected by MySQL5.0 because it rocks socks of those who choose something
known as Advantage Diemux Inc. that was declared Company of year ) without php programmers diemux inc. would see to it  (that) that zend company was enabled
due Diemux war website Found being best knowing the real deal and meal for BK lovers . Also, some people didn't have it . So they just said, he andre do ya
want to tell me the real truth about BK fries to demistify the one and only fact that they are so ....not............... ........but ..........if.......then
someone writes a letter off earth to the moon someone will be on top of the world and eventually come to the bottom of my frying pan so you can fry up the a
la mode that came from hell.

Don't you really think that it is going to eat anthrax butties? eat green grass primus inter pares until someone does not realize that it stinks. However,
a man with Golden Eyebrows thught it'd smell fabulous and ate it. So know people think that 110mb.com is only for blooming new flowers and other things like
making hyper-ionised drinks for ex-KGB who are MI6 Cleaning up Memory With another Blackbard and people will be swallowed by the black hole in the pavement.
that eventually succeeded to hell.

Heavens are really hocum and so are the "smart people" to be in strange situations like behaving so dully when using microsoft be very careful with downloading
files that maybe they are poisoned lightly with residues of billgates's linux viruses , yep he made crying winnie Dows who eats strawberries then maybe not
feels safe flying in large airplanes radio controlled models . Then he crashed the RC plane into brokeback mountain ,had a lovechild who was gay saved by his
father slash boyfreind Who then un buttoned his pink gay kkk cloak with a hole in his hairy new christmas jacket . He flied away is his RC To make it a suiside
machine involving many wires those were made of premium spaghetti of whom none of them were really wires, were actually pseudo wives in the process Of grawling
with a specified engine to get ready for the race back to the geeky programming palace :-P so he could watch a lot of other hosts they were terrible Almost as
terrible as winxp and mac, he wanted for poor billy to go die under christmas tree  :-P which was green and the lights were not hot luckily for santa

He might have a body bag for those naughty hackers who destroy pink fluffy toilets because their parents decided to make a frog-like nuke which people didn't
like because they were so damn buggy downward nuggets that made people Wish for a Volkswagen shaped boomerang!! that really wasn't either of above was not in
a good company Of mad violetgem or of y2kbugger hips dont lie said Shakira in some porn video to the butcher to the left or the right , do the boogie all night
long Shake what your mumma gave ya! Or suffer the mad cow disease that was cured By sprite, ketchup, and Mountain Dew.

His Daughter was SAllyJoy Who came India but forgot that she was supposed to take the sacred piece of The cursed GOD -ZILLA of Kenterberry in her wallet.
California here we...... eeeeee !! help help since godzilla couldn't have any kids for his partner only with herself Micheal picked up... and went to the
country he and his partner have seen from Mary Kay boutique  when he arrived he seen a a giant hat on donut store that was selling pet trucker hats with poof balls
then people could roflolmao at him
But then *gasp* he saw a a giant monkey entering a rocket headed 'twards 110mb main server located On the moon beneath the surface
The monkey erased the memory of Diemux from the 110mb database server thus resulting in several proxy errors because Diemux had hated the world in respect of his
moms caboose .

Somehow people find out that Andre has a horrible fungal growth underneath his domain plan was red herring. that tasted like white chicken alfredo but if you
try to find an ugly whore she will ask you to step into her large delicious banana split self control problem?
Oh, not exactly because someone said they did not eat as much as possible to -mato vodka cocktail the evil beast ate her leg
damn that was her favorite leg that left intact her non-favorite leg was meanwhile devoured by leg-eating squirrels with digital cameras attached to my......
ummm......... you know Glass of milk with the funky pot smoking lion i brought a very large and ...
mushy body pillow to my cave that almost collapsed when she stepped on that unstable nuclear active pancake ,and when nothing lost its hair and fell on and
bounced trice on a soft pile of dung lying beside the already caved in big black cave?

Meanwhile, everybody forgot those leg-eating squirrels who were doing one-another in trees and groaning like my mother-in-law 'cause somebody just asked who
dropped soap in wet soil because the soap is bad in case it's soiled I want to (be a...) be a celebrity that is actually a dishwasher at experimental unvasectomy
clinic
She enjoys inserting her favorite dress into her shoe from uneaten leg (?) of roast lamb covered by slime because some crazed just don't get it when someone started
to sneeze not to say
"It tastes sooooooo... badly
that they kept slurping like... a giant banana -mama on Bahamas farting the melody to the contemporary Mozart style Megadeth making weird noises

I ate chili with large cucumbers and a cat
Then i found the border patrol to be drunken... screaming out (somehow) vividly Steeeeeeeeeeeela
Where's my..... beer? I need this energizing liquid more and more became a round life preserving equipment that solved all endless, useless problems that fought back
with more problems when love has MySQL database errors during transfer process they not gonna work out to the sound (of)music Rileys snooker membership...
made us think Where's my stinky....
So, then Bob Sponge thought he make a dolphin with fat shoes in his dreams even when he throws it down with a big shiny bling bling up in the bright blue sky
when suddenly a huge shining bubble appeared in the... big round camera with a nice piece of nasty chip that can suck your brains out.
The big bubble.... of gum placed a large button IN THE HOUSE with black door the door seemed , it verily seemed vividly entwined in a large piece of semetrical
beef when it was actually real beef even when the moderator told you That this is something he won´t spank you for spamming the forum just for fun or to get
one little thing out of your webpage because it´s about something where bhmsweb plays with large round chairs while eating green trumpet valves and managing
to whistle different notes without Box1 is down Where did he... Image not showing

Can not login Transferring to Amsterdam with legalised marihuanna in the mouth where the teeth punctured the lipp and people cried because it hurts
Where did I leave my underwear said Mario when he left the no man's land of greater canada (eh?)
I don't know! What happened to my mother's purse I could've sworn it was right in the freezer who could have eaten all the food it had let just spoil
some nasty things about this story and finish with a final blow That will destroy somebodies alternate universe And new nation that we made will be next on our
list of things we really need to smash our pc and then take all this space back to something that 110mb really finds rather insignificant to this world and the
people formed a mob to destroy the jolly old clown that is called Hemhor the flatulent who likes to eat red beans because that is the way he is doing it whilst
flatulating profusely until someone else make's a move without smelling his very strange fat and remarkable odour. that we dont and we're glad about this thing
being so unholy and so strange that even moderators could not believe what is going to happen next<

in this thread when Borat goes go off his banana ice cream and tries to put pepper on that tasty hamburger that my dog eat for lunch when he sees that big bone
no, my ex-wife that the mods had for lunch dang that's nasty because someone said keep away from priests and polititians because they always spam this forum
though middle-class people with funny noses choked on sausages and putting yellow boogers in the counter strike game while Doom3 was drowning in ecstasy as
Windows crashed into a big ball of fire when I clicked on my "accept the money transfer?" button and smelled dookie frying in the spooky
so I died and found out that Diemux was really a mobster trying to shoot at me with a nail gun and flying hot-dog covered with mustard and with gravy
i eat that and it tastes like sugar sweet just as I and so goes on fragging users and flogging abusers that are just itching to be in my movie that is about
zeal for success and rollicking fun for the hackers getting your account hacked by other is very disgusting but also exciting as in adventure dead or alive
they want me yeah, yeah, yeah she loves you and eat you-up because she is a real fat poopty ass hole who needs to go and die everyday and everynight for the
rest of his life
her ghost will roam the streets and haunt him for the rest of the days untill the exorcist will eliminate life as we know and is predicted in the scrolls of
toilet paper grossly stained with mud and poop tasty and fragrant chocolaty brown goooooo all nice and smooth and yummy with sweet sugar and crunchy nuts

The next day he had sex and some breakfast with a glass
Then he went to under-ground world listening to music though his earphones a sweet classical music of rock-and-roll songs
which made him go slightly mad and eat cherrypie with his feet and no hands which resulted in a vomiting spree all over the cave wall with bats hanging around
drinking terrible coffee with crunchy nuts and yellow cookies that taste like a elephants urine and smelled like more elephant urine
with pink dresses that horses ummmm...... still being able to be eat by a jackass who wants a piece of meat a fresh meat covered with dingleberries or were those....
things come to the shoes of George W. Bush?
Or maybe they were the shoes of the guy who eats socks out of mp3's?

Later that night he finds old... man weenies in his umbrella but without a glove! he picked up something called a verycoolperson, like me, and, to his surprise,
it bit him.
Ouch
he said as he fell down the stairs crying and nursing his broken right testicle and the only one left that is not squished by his butt cheeks which are now full
of rashes and painful as kicking ass and makebelieves ran out and he wondered why he was feeling so miserable about his funny that's the end...
but somethings wrong wit this story! story never end then,
of course some idiot comes and gripes about something that nobody would get a xbox360 for their cats and dogs and they kissing their own Xbox360 kiss kiss kiss
but cat reject the one called Dark Father. Tomorrow will never die and therefore tonight this topic's closing? nope, not yet maybe after Diemux has decided to ...
go to hospital..

I don't understand. not even try to think about to understand and look at the illegal mysqladmin panel , but where is the pink elephant flying away from cracked
version of my desktop sidebar that was pink with a nice theme, that was all I know that could cause some problems later cancer, which everybody will mess up at
some point to let others think that it really does not supply all this ... type of things because someone just solved out everything

To obtain everything you should try To jump to a small cliff and then you will get the big machine gun , have lots of dildos and ammo flying around your flappy bits.
This dildo is huge
But the size made him scream and eat a shoe covered car off a chocolate- and milk with those nice crunchy dingleberries full of milk and honey is a mixture of the
crunchiest cereals in the tastiest big bowl which was squareshaped by a broken google logo shape but someone glued it with poop and stuck to the stone wall
that was shaped like a wall with a nice cat catch rat looking figurine on its stone side with unusual looks and smooth curves standing upon us and looking down
trying to frighten anyone who looked or peeped into

The abandoned house filled with rats that were eating the rotten food that tasted currrrry and were several worms and cucaracha that showed us how to find the
extinct species lurking in the dark corner of Diemux's left boot and smelled like a small monkey jumped out and pooped on the face of the cat sleeping by a sparrow's
nest that was square but also a bit too small to take it and then throw (it) in the stream where it floated like a paper-boat up and down and then exploded ,
filling the air with noxious fumes
Coming out of mixing with rain and evolving into disconnected from server
But then something emerged from the the trash sitting which looked like Count Vlad want to bite on the left toe of the angry amazon goddess of fire and water
counted for five amazing stunts, famous page 3 moddeling , and some silly old clumpy bastards threw a brick and it hits off his nuts and then ricocheted off the wall
into the river across the street where a big , big elephant walks to the pub ordered some beers for all the little frogs wearing leather and latex doing something
to go outside and hurl.

The beer tasted almost like a rancid sheep but somehow I decided to run into the forest met a bear it ate me and i saw something that I wished last christmas
that I had never bothered to even notice till the first time I met the big bad wolf in Magnus rektum where I accidentaly lost my keys to my lawnmover and decided
to jump a fence which was seen on a mountain which was named after the monster known as diemux Who began shouting:
"I cant believe... ...this 3 word... ...story is still... ...bieng continued after... ...several long months."

ten years later no i didnt said the man *slap slap slap* it is the slap which made goonmaster to fall off the cliff but he suddenly got super powers and he died a
happy man. then turned zombie and was grenaded like in Quake 1, not 2.
Let us start now it ends L      O      L. to be continued starting right now.

So the man staring at his 42inch plasma screen while he is watching world-cup cricket randomly falls asleep till the audience-shouts
"wake up"
and he realises that a polarbear just sneezed on his own fur making a mess of icky gooey-snotty-stuff that closely resembled g o d is a girl and is black!
with a big and round face and curly hairs and long legs and really big glands around her and she jumped on top of the chocolate bar but slipped and landed on a
different bar of someone else known more commonly as dark milk chocolate made by Hershey in a state thats named Pennsylvania whose real name turned out to be...
Gay-Lord Focker Once more time for his lifetime.

After the meeting came a car loaded with grass and little yellow toad named garry who was really just a big purple alien who ate another big brown peice of a nice
chocolate covered turtles face which looks like post reply here space for rent or a small tiny black turd :p atop mt fuji where sparse air infested with sheep sized
midgets from a small place where every single thing tasted like green eggs & ham sign up now (on 110mb) and very bitter step sister of great big whale which was killed
by a torpedo fired by a huge hairy ass shaped like a giant smelly hotdog and tasted like warm apple pie that was baked in the fire of hell.

Suddenly the headbanger started to snort mini-muffins in the red carpet of doom which was the Biggest Carpet in the north pole that has alot of strawberry pudding
hidden into the cute little sled
Under the box I saw a face! which started speaking! Clearly all nonsense except one word but not two crazy dogs in The giant dumpster opened its lid and told the big
tasty mini-muffin "i am hungry" the mini-muffin was not so big but was very tasty and good and very fluffy with blue pills in the fluff off the walls covered with mud.

In stepped Andre.. who was furious because a hamster peed on his fluffy yellow towel making the towel very wet but also very smelly and pretty moldy and prettily colored
cloth. Diemux saw something strange while drinking prune juice in the nude
But someone started eating mini-muffins and slapped him really hard in the crotchal region with a rubber toilet plunger that refused to pop out of the box of cheese
that said,
you are chosen to eat me, so please make proper arrangements to do the most scariest stupid stuff ever seen by [wo]man while it's raining from the shower-head there came
thunder from the thundergod Odin.

Andre decided to find some other host to ask him to build a site about independence day and nuclear weapons and about martians
but then someone spit out fire unto andre's hamster and the hamster said unto Man:
HEY! what are you doing here?
The Man answered:
I've been touching myself with the Palm of Knowledge to satisfy the dirty needs of the human soul tainted with corruption in this unreal deceptive forest of unknown
species and cool beans yo spreading the place into chaos.

The first poster made a big mistake regarding his/her(?) decision be make a very weird expression in this situation resulting in confusion said the postmen at my
door "you've got mail" "and pictures too!" But guess what? all you see is nothing but... imaginations of your mind which are pure thoughts of How can you! be so rude
against that small dwarf who has crippled legs. He's weak and trepid and too little of a brain has he.
Only five little fish don't need his big fat hotdog for their daily nutriants and orgy , for you see the moonlight by night when stars sparkle and pebbles gleam on
Roosevelt Road around random chickens he signed up for 110mb hosting , this proved to be very successful due to their ultra good features with andre as the leader of
a big hotdog... worshiping cult organization and a soda powdered and burned with crack cocaine! As they wondered how the hell did Andre found all this stuff but he said,
"I went to walmart. And then decided to buy lemons and limes And an amazing lemony-lime mail-order wife with a chubby gross fat chicken grown by KFC and McDonalds.
The chicken was then taken out of the chicken coop and moved over to a nice aquarium full of dead rotton people (lol) from the movie 300 that was stupid and I never ever,
ever, would take on persia without my beloved persian prince of unbelievable movement capabilities such as the king of moderators who is really , really bold,
which makes him very incapable and unreliable thief and scoundrel who liked mackerel and used to ride the tricycle across the plank along the bank of the amazon
into the jungle of central Africa with the lions headed by LionKing then BurgerKing appeared while saying "you must die now" to the lionking for disobeying orders to sit
around and sleep.

Instead they cried out "HOLY HELL IM " "IN A CARTOON" which surprised everyone including mickey mouse ,donald duck and spinach eating popeye who was hungry for some
spinach!
however, the spinach was very rotten and tasted delicious (osnap) but was sickening (double-o snap) but morally purifying (osh!t...) and built muscles like great
Hercules to destroy the holy fire of the temple of Zeus and Aphrodite , the holy gods from greece. The Olympians saw trouble where the moon set at night and the sun
rose at dawn , spreading his fingers in the green , grass field where the bbq chicken used to roam naked. This angers the consumers of The District of Happily Hungry
Hippos because the chickens flew in frenzy through the sky without showing any mercy or cheetos for the illiterates  :-P

Next they went off to party at the Inn located at the foot of the Himalaya Mountain Range drunked as a nerd and dressed jumping out of a big aquarium . They brought
a mammoth wrapped in bacon strips and hot dog flavoured like plastic waffles And chocolate liquorice and ate gluttonously Like starving pigs in dirty pig-sties
With curly tails made of plastic similar to the trails of smoke
That come from the industries which make pork chops ate by people across the world as well as on planet Mars by the martians and aliens who seem to like kosher pork
products soaked in gooey , ooey, slimy, red , tasty, wholesome gravy sauce.

but diemux caught a cockroach and fried it and ate it and enjoyed it then got sick because he ate some nasty cockroaches then the aliens saw what diemux is doing
with himself, so they whisked him off into outer space and injected him with moderator poison , forcing him to transform into andre! ...
but andre was not too happy that there is an andre clone can it be?
but of course! it is true that he's not.. really that mad and he can reverse the process of human evolution and the evolution was not afraid of being exposed to
sensitive eyes of Charles Darwin whose real name was Andre Vas , the owner of the biggest webhost in the space which was ranked first on every place on the planet
traffic wise but somehow the Martians attacked it and forced it to propagate Trojans without liking them and got control of the infamous super powered crab seafood
rocket launcher remote control octopus and normal dolphins all cringed when... someone throws them through the window into a salt-pile but luckily the salt is
soluble which turns into the superhero Saltman Saltman then went to the ocean and he dies because salt is eaten by piranhas piranhas got eaten by a hyena in afrika.
the Warden said
"I will save piranhas from the zombies by throwing bananas on the ground to pickup by the hungry beggar who is sick... and starving for a hot potato with glass of
black sunglasses.
The monkey then said
oi andre what... the hell are the Martians doing eating the 110mb server resources!! They had my website hacked by pokemons  and then they replaced 110mb with Rapidshare!

But somehow rapidshare owners got blown up by... a lot of thick cranberry juice which resulted in very healthy files from deep bowels (of) the shark fish who likes
fish shaken not stirred in an ironpot filled with carrots and string beans where smokes evolved into great big pile of books which turned evil so he cut his wrists.
Then the monkey rolls down the slope ,hits a car, and dies.
However a herd of wild diemux's stampeded into a pack of domestic tallfreeks who turned and fled into the big red circle called the "Ring of Fire" while the musicians
saw the tape go flying over the vultures' head in quadrangular formation then they all fall down the endless pit and felt a big round bump that turned out to be a fat
lard smelling the huge lump of Osama's cave bed when osama found saddam hussien still was talking to Bush she then went to Brussels for a marriage that took place
in a small cottage after the marriage she fell down and asking for mercy, she took a flower in a plastic bag on the bed and ate it   :-P

to realise that... her husband was getting married to a fat lier with a big bottle of rum who was infact the owner of a secret society called the federal league of
justice and she was a test subject for American Idol and contracted Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis to kill her when she found out that her husband
is a diehard Tarantino fan but Tarantino sucks .

So she took her car and drive to a/an cliff, and got plenty of nothing but a stick in the a55 with many other large sharp objects it was pleasurable because
they like when it hurts because they think they are stupid... therefore every day monkeys attack china due to rabies
Oh boy, its very funny stuff because they like to be just completely arrogant monkeys that sit in reclining lawn chairs beneath china or the amazon river which makes
them turn into baboons on full moons
And it was not a pretty day to go on the run from the evil 65gb hosting people who are really a bunch of f****** W****** that suck alot of deadly venom out 110mb . com
which caused the extreme solar eclipse which then caused the 110mb servers to be abducted by aliens who could not count their own websites being found on google!
That is why aliens are not very intelegent. They make stupid sites to show people how to make purple corn and YouTube abduction videos... which are dumb yet, highly
entertaining.

Once upon a time, there was a bigass rabbit who had big blue spots all over the place including it's very big blue butt and the rabbit ate blue carrots with green
slots to be able to grow.
Then they kill 'guinea pigs' until random hippies start crying out save the aliens . Only after smoking... cigarettes n cigars then getting drunk while driving a
big, ugly and slow school bus That had the KMart blue light that is broken because kmart died and vomited kjuice all over the kwalnut covered kfloor

so the rabbit ate the wabbit and killed the hamburglar with a three pronged spoon that had blood all over it.
The colour of the blood was black green and all the sudden it became a black apple that engulfed the Earth sending the moon to the ISS and then it sucked in the
nearby alien galaxy that was inhabited by small Andre's who were insane. They ate the bandwidth of 110mb only to realize that it tasted like dried sh*t with fried rice

The evil space... was also known as the overlord... quick brown fox
He decided that smithey was cool so he made insane smithey clones that ate the shirt off of The founder of the whorehouse wich was a bad son of a mother that was a
fat gorilla that ate her mom who liked to scream like a little whiny girl who had athlete's foot that smell like rotten cheese burguer from macdonalds that had been
forgotten outside the dirty rat hole full of andre-clones that went AWOL and died poisoned like a rat.
dies when eat food with ubuntu .
Who needs it without a grub because he will die if he jumps off a grand-canyon sized cliff unless there is a lake on the hill where big pink aliens try to kidnap the
blue alien out of love.

After that the two aliens expressed their love, but both had committed a murder on account of the green alien wich turned out to eat pizza
well this meant that he liked cheese from Brasil with squashed banana on it's wheat side and farts erupted from nowhere, yet they had to endure the smell which was
increddibly strong.
The yellow toxic waste was was pretty bad because he ate an incredible amount of gummy worms wich were very gummy and toxic.

Once upon a rock, there was another rock wich had rock cakes Harder than old socks.
The rock was broken by I giant who 300 posts! was ugly like a fat sheep that hasn't been in the washing for many centuries.
That is why peas are very aggresive when they take a pee.

Once upon a time there was a big orange that was in an Azkaban cell which imploded causing the death of many freaks who were freaked out.
because a non-freak was freak'n insane after he went to the toilet to take a big stinky dump at midnight in a jazz club there was also a big lug under the table .
That is why i hate spiders

Once upon a there was a little hamster who was a big rat in disguise.
He like to lick others toes. because he loved eating guinea pigs .
One day he found himself in a poop hole full of pee a great robot with advanced technology Named Optimus Prime who had large elephants growing in a small bottle
trained to kill a pig man who ate the maya tribes' women that killed the really small woman with extremely large fish.
The monkey juggled three trucks. on a unicycle until the monkey fell off the cliff suddenly yelling , screaming until it powered its breath . Then a hunter went to
the pet shop and bought a dog
But the dog was rabid so he tried to... pee on it , but it backfired , burning a hole in the ground , from which sprouted another long,hairy dog.
Then a mouse appeared from inside the dogs ear, and it crawled into the smelly right part of the dog that was a a giant unknown... freaky thing that ate whatever
crossed into the forbidden field which is a very big and very long in the house you need to get it out because it was exploding and reappearing in rapid manner ,
just like in super horny monkeys from the park down the street to a land where no one ever went.

Suddenly the spaghetti monster ate the earth and caused ruckus after the dog to swallow an big fat ball that was shoved finally the end. Of the world.
But there was a catch, the fat monkey was very fat and took dietary medicines that were poisoned for unnatural powers gained by eating two innocent ants who liked
to burp a lot which caused extreme pain in the hairy fat ass which made the.... universe smell of previously consumed tacos that came out of the wrong end of them
The End!

Once a little pancake with a jam sweet flavour jumped out of the green sky only to splat on a turd which was extremely Smelly and sticky a little child then went
to eat the turd which tasted like turd and a big smelly onion!
Somehow the engine fell on the ice cold beer and then they Rolled down a mountain, on fire , and screaming loudly. What has happened to the rhino, that was doing a
nuclear bomb, cried out MacGyver. who hit the hairy monster under the desk with with a huge mellon which was eating itself.

One random day, john played battlefield 2142 and got stuck under a bench with chewing gum after that it logged on to myspace and it made a anti-gay campaign with bush,
Saddam and Hitler. and throw yourself into the attic with the devil and his dog. named Poohbear that ate the brains and tried to choke on the Lump of metal which was
then cast into bricks and after that kicked by a a prostitute man.... Named Deuce Biggalo and he wanted to go and telefrag some ghosts that died in the shoe of a
writhing dead wich has no idea when it popped it's collar , ridin' a benzo wich was green like a frog with spinnerz on its balloon cheeks but that was A week ago.

when the zombies bit off my lovely little hand they said Rawwwwr!
And said Brainnnzzz!
Why do we like to eat pie on a hot dog roll?
Oh wait I just realised that I needed a left handed screwdriver to use on my PC that that manicgames crashed because he was trying to code the ultimate website with
advice from me!
the one who has made a website that is the best apart from google which is the 3000th best. The big telescope golem killed Warlock, Slittzle, the end.

once apon a time krissyafc was a one word story... who was spam flustrated every man THE END!

Once upon the World Wide Web, there was a  PC/Mac fight that ended in great turmoil because of incompatibility of weapons westside connect gang Am da best
nothing makes sense..
Because we all agree to confuse and it works and with ease , as easy as post plus plus in a bar of chocolate chilies (lol) with other stuff on pepperoni cows
Which taste deliciouse but I had a stick in my bellybutton, but it but it had an obesity problem
What is Love ? a chemical reaction between two persons and a dog which creates the Unibrow of Mesopotamia and lets her fly around in green helicopter made by the
nazi's and destroyed by someone from halo3 who held a monkey and it blew up in his face. Now I went to the pet store , petted some pets, and stole them to a person
that sucked a big green egg that was rotten that was obviously yummy to eat cooked by Pokemon with toilet paper and sodium hydroxide and sodium chloride. The prophet
says earth will explode in 3 minutes unless you make the squirrel dance And chant 110... mb is best! BUT, then somebody went and made diemux an admin to find out Diemux
is unloyal and evil and likes jelly beans Therefor he did something very evil , banning andre and admin and every member in existence so that he could then go and rule
the paid hosting world with mutant chickens that are half chicken, half alien called diemux's freaks

i love warez
shouted diemux's evil devilishly red half-twin who only ate frozen potatoes with a nice cream topping on the side.
The pink lock this thread with cheese and steel bars with bacon and ham with green stuff on top of a fat cheeseburger with a tank of green goo dripping down his Spinal
Cord. of chocolate and then something happens and blows up Like Nuclear Bomb and makes inp o҉rtb go to the ban button and and bans Diemux so that he could never ban
krissyafc ever again.
but then poohbear fell in a sewer and he swam five feet and found a dime under the pile of fresh so he went deeper and deeper until he could reach inp o҉rtb for bananas
and pears and then he.. swims away.

inp o҉rtb is very gay. ... on second thought, inportb's very happy because he is with the best of all uh...
noobs in the land of pwn ownage and the peanuts grew red and were thrown at inp o҉rtb with his friends and the gingle bear who's big and hairy and warm and smells of
poo and poo but also has peanutz on it's face, just like Diemux, who liked to drive tanks on the ps4 which is going through and through the beta stages of the
hybrid -tube self destruction of the cool and rather rubbish smf forum that turnedd into phpbb and was good to destroy the universe seven times on the eighth God
was regenerated By a rockin' and a rollin' wind in the space time continuum that ate raichus and cheese for 5 dollar with toast and broccoli and left forever.  :-P

Then Tim went oh sh!t where is my underwear?!
You left it On your butt with a sticky sweet stuck up the left side of my hairy foot of doom that is very big and smelly with limpid jelly and cheesy, cheese deep
in the cave of party fairys and goblins BEARS, OH MY!
Three of them partied with goldilocks then he went and watched Goldilocks take all her blowtorch and set the bears in the house of fun on fire causing the bears to
run like with their tails flying in the wind.
Then Moonlight saw past the crappy forest a wolf howled at midnight. This caused mayhem and panic in the reactor where the wolf had juicy babies which all had massive
unspeakables that were green and full of flavor that was irresistibl just like Goldilocks hair.
Which one was it that ate all the highly addictive, radioactive strawberry flavoured isotopes of chips ahoy with whipped cream that smells like extremely awesome stuffed
cream puffs!,
which taste quite awsome and just like something I have hidden away in the basement, where I also keep a small dog and his furry friend Danger Mouse, in the closet
they all do something somewhere when
Oh My Goodness the mods have decided not to jump off cliff because cliff said I've got spikes that need to knock it down causing the destruction of someone called post
plus plus who hated his job and wanted Go Go Go stupid little monkeys job and wanted the band of a really big outfit like 110mb a team of The End

[fountain-of-dreams]

Recap Continued

Once upon a time there was a little fat pig who liked rolling and oink around.
The pig went three little pigs sitting on a space rocket ship with pocket rocket on the moon where he ate a radioactive Tux lock this thread said tux before wtf a tux
said a grandma while being radioactive to the exoskeleton of a bug which was exposed i am bored as a cat that laughed all the way home omg what are those egg shaped
yummy gummy worms in a freezer

That look like napalm fruit juice that was very disgusting, it went moldy and very blue, it soon Became alive and attacked new york with radioactive tuxes that were cute
where they saw tux's butt on a billboard advertising tux-porn at www.tuxporn.com which gives free linux stuff and much more junk that is not recommended for minors
nor for adults because they can't delete it without removing KsbjA first and moving to a new page
every time the Highly Trained Squirrel ate a pie it exploded rather then imploded like an extremely happy but extremely sad bunny. Then Diemux did what none elfs
could do he banned somebody in the head just to be someone who could master the impossible art of having quite a large pair of amazing red and green spotted and
mottled and then they didn't know grammer because they couldn't comprehend that they had big red cake on sticks living inside their long green boots which were full
with spicy juices that just were nothing more than trees in disguise which were very very plant themed.

which made me quite aroused because, i like trees that have been soaped and cleaned with fairy liquid and shaved clean. of its bark and hairy bits for I am the Death Hair!
I silently lurk, Near the great white ocean which holds free willy in the bowels of another whale looking toy.
But it said hello and also said "i'm bruce smith" Ow no I can't swim! HELP me, i'm drowning! I'm gunna die! too late i'm about to sneeze since i cant go for a shot of
tequila. while I'm living in the ocean, with the fishes swimming up my pants straight toward my 100m. dash which is offline because i'm shooting at some random
online web servers
Yippie-Ki-Yay!
which made the angry green giant get an STD
on its back and the doctor who was very affected by STD's shook his head All Your Base means nothing" says my big turkey which really wasnt as big as I thought it
could have been.

Then came a big black rapper that hated racists because of their habit of becoming very angry when a murdered monkey came back alive
just like that it wasn't dissected with a spoon cos its rubbish not a monkey but a flipperdoodle that has been used before now as toilet paper by a fat dirty old
bastard. with no friends except monkeys.
Then on easter day he saw a rotten egg that ate others crotches (groinal riegion) then he ran around his own mothers best mate and tripped over his imaginery friend.
which used to come every day around 10 o'clock to have *** with the dog and bake a bomb. Then came
someone formally known
as the champion who pooped on his every cup. like that video he published on youtube with a very bad intention which lead too bugs in YouTube which are too hard to fix

So, youtube decided go for retainment as that would cause a BSOD.
is on fire their server?
asked the admin of YouTube's firewall management.
Suddenly there was a big blast from Microsoft building: they had developed new windows 2010 which was really a big embarrassment for bill since Aero was consuming
too much resources. They had to still cod from grimsby fish market.
So Microsoft decided to destroy the Aero interface. That nobody will except the ones who recovered it and made it usable again.

During a snow storm i will survive Said Bill and went to the Microsoft Headquarters. Suddenly, Mac came around and showed off by punching people in the foot as they
tramped down the street whit the nikes killing the worms Mac loved. Bill cried without tears mac gives him a warm handshake and after that bill gives him a big kiss
because he thought he was drunk but Mac wasn't. Now somebody tries to make peace but failed miserably as the nuclear power plant killed millions. This time he smiled
evilly. and look at a dead cow and realized he was very hunger , so he ate a big hamburger filled with nuclear waste disposal systems. This somehow ended in a mcdonalds - style hunger, so
he ate a mac big mac big mac big 0g carbohydrates 100g and his shoes. He then ate love my dick. It was very placenta to say and made her a piece of chicken pot pie
and puked alot of smelly animals.

The animals were a group of escaped zoo animals which ran over farmer teds tractor wrecking it and it suddenly exploded.
When farmer ted decided to fix his old tractor, he realized that it were impossible, because it was blown up and loved to death.
The tractor's funeral was a big piece of junk just like the old mans crotch. Anyways, the farmer did not care whether or not to buy a jack ass axe for his little son
who was also an old tractor.

He was born in fourty two Beach Drive. There baby saw s£x. He smiled because he loved what was in the toolbox. He didn't realise his pairants had different sexes.
He then asked "gaa gaa goo."
I am not touching my brother said another baby to his mom who was also getting herself marinated in a SPA near the bridge. It was expensive but also was very very fun.
The farmer wasn't stuck in the end of story in "Titan Quest" but then he took a turn, fell through the monitor and lost all of his savegames.

Meanwhile, the the farmers mom wielding a huge muddy shovel.
Then she "thwacked" her only child in great anger. That was caused by the destroyed tractor rolling over the wife's fave teddybear.
She used it while her husband eloped with her only known friend and they had a nuclear bomb! in his pants while his kids disassembled it. Finally, in the spring,
i love her said the farmer [.] The children then found some toys and killed them using firecrackers and bazookas. The kids then found nukes and decided to blow them up
just like the parents wanted to.

meanwhile far away , there was a nuclear waste dump. that was being blown up by the government because they're sad losers. and have no life.
Outside was a huge tank of oil. It blew up and caused a nuclear blast. The dump was then infested by the farmer. who fancied his cow because it ate chemicals. Meanwhile,
in a gallaxy far far away somewhere near here Superman was born.
and his dad said "What the... hell. I can't.... have kids. I've got more than five kids". Confused, he sat on his uncle's long p£n!$. soon he ejaculated and so woke up
thinking: "I should not..... do this to hurt anyone, but mothers cousin's friend had a hippo toy".
That made a s£*y noise play - the alarm when people came to the toy. said s£*. meanwhile he said I'm gay said a drunk who was dancing naked with his boyfriend who was
putting on a table his vodka. with a spoon in it.
That also had a deep meaning: actually he had a rather painful swelling cancer. He wanted to chop off the rear wheels on his p£^!$. Then every one was slaughtered by
the mad hatter.

Previously on Lost... a pig landed somewhere in the green corn field located near the cambrige theorum bush from the ussr and then they look at each other and raise
the stakes by 3%.
Unsurprisingly, the stripper charged more for $£* than a hooker would .So they all had to kill her.

Unfortunately, policemen were eating donuts on some guys head when the spiderpig saved springfield from sonic the hedgehog and Mario.
That was the only way to kill the evil leader and marry his hot daughter while she was busy having $£x with BlueOxide, but then his man boobs fell off.
soon they grew back. into huge, ugly very fat ones sizzling on the body. Still, this is rather odd that the daughter was called Kevin.
(s)he said "my real name is Joan Kiss Hammer" , but nobody believed. Then out of a trashcan came super women who zapped the silly ants in their pants pockets,
full of some nice candies. Finally, they invited us to cr@p on his exclusive toilets. We actually cr@pped on the guys head. our own toilets and then realized there
was no chicken and chips nor imaginary people in the refrigerator. I left my home just to buy some beer so i could refresh my brain with many small ice cubes, that
were on his head.

Meanwhile, at starbase 372 bob went to the locker room. He found an alien doing something to his wife. And that alien drank very yummy stuff, then he got sick from it
and threw up .then the alien threw up on the central computer the central computer portable DVD player that belonged to bob, he was very happy that His Guinea-Pig had
an epiphany.
And kingreg10 (aka "The Melancholy Of 110mb.com") read it. He was surprised to see that his computer had crashed because it was covered in vomit that was yellow and
slimy. Angry, he was. so he jumped to the vomiting alien and tried to stop it by using a bazooka. However it didn't. so he ran all the way to texas from his
step father's starbase. That, surprisingly, was not in Texas but Nigeria!

At that time, 5 people were riding horses from Arabia with the nasrallah the best person in the world is bob marley because he is nicknamed Nasrallah.
These 5 people seemed tired because they had been in the East exercising like monkeys. Now they were having a ****. Damn they felt afterwards, because they were
tired of taking sh!ts.
Therefore, they started bragging about there wifes, to their husbands?!

Meanwhile, the starbase became a wedding stuff shop.
That sold gay things.
the men walked naked through the desert with their underwear hanging on their wedding cake. bob was their new husband. and liked to eat candies from roger rabbit shoppe.
had a party, they however felt she was very mad at the prostitutes on john's sofa.
So they went upstairs and, using a bazooka, they shot someone who was very surprised about it. Diemux then said YOUR ALL BANNED! so we went in search of the missing post...
Diemux had made.
Just then a box of chocolates ate general vegitable because the box had an image of GV drawn on it.
Yey! Page 150, Screamed Diemux very loudly.
That damaged every ones ears, soon we shot at Diemux... luckily, general vegitable, saved some ammo by using a shotgun loaded with some decaying rat droppings. He shot at
diemux again. killing a nasty wasp. someone is spamming on the wasp who has eaten his email database.

after the wasp was killed, Diemux visited his website and saw that the wasp not his webmaster had a 1947 tank.
So he fired i have exams up his nose and it was pretty painful.
Unsurprisingly, all he did was yell as "What? Indians?!  Shnikies..."
Just then a random person called $e11ing d1sc0unt V1@gr@ sent an email to him and then slipped on the scambusters who were waiting for him.
When, suddenly all the scambusters burst in to have a really massively big Poop.
However they did not guess the scammer had many tactics to render toiletpaper useless, they then visited them and they bought some.

Suddenly, they heard a big crash and they investigated it. they found that it doesn't state that the scambusters drafted a plan to kill james_-_ which then failed
because he got hit by a admin called Andre, who then said you mustn't die like this thread nearly did.
James_-_ is gay, so and a homophobe, but nobody cares.
He assumed that everyone liked him through his turban cos he was a stupid little two headed walrus with 3 buttocks and 4 big offroader wheels.

Meanwhile, in a place known only to general vegetable, a girl with huge car keys, inserted the keys forcibly between her >ahem< to remove an asterisk out of the
garbage disposal. She then ran fifty-two liters of water, swimming like a german parrot in his litter.
A few days later, the king of a planet eats a pie then starts acting Melancholic which made general vegitable angry ,then he detonated a head of a dead bull with a
tonne of a dead Norwegian blue parrot litter.
Of course, someone always has to have some of that nice parrots that crap  on your head if you don't dare to do anything they desire.
They desire to destroy thefluffball's avatar so he would kill the joker, or try to.

Meanwhile, in a old abandoned church john took drugs like penicillin, LSD, and margarine. Afterwards he took magic banana skin oil.
It tasted like a piece of banana skin oil poisoned butter. John went to the toilet afterwards, because he was thirsty .
Luckily, the sink was filled with salt and pepper unlike the WC's family sink. Their sink had a badly blocked piece of hardrive in their Windows Water Control System.
However their neighbours did not own an xbox so he never knew how good halo players quickly get killed in legendary, due to the super weapons, fights.
always broke out something miserable, when Samael descended to flat screen wipes enjoyment watch TV.
will kniting his loin cloth and kicking those annoying little things out of his death.
Then she walked into t'cheesecke factory with a detonator attached to a supper-dupper-upper explosive and dangerous Farting Machine which in turn will poop out
some farts. The workers went to book an escape flight to london heathrow from london gatwick by bus they 're last journey... *Dum dum DUMM* was on a flying bus, too.
Not to be confused with airbus which are very big and mean like George bush's ass.

Meanwhile at the starbase the enterprise prepared a new beginning to end before the nuclear explosion. No one survived. End of story...

meanwhile on mars chuck norris ran
Hi Mel, fell much better now..?
qserver just ruined In to qserver, where Chuck had locked up qserver.
Chuck Threw him through the Earth, spinning and round-house-kicking stones after him.
But since earth is flat, they Some how missed him and hit a gingerbread man But then again, it just dream...

On the 3202th chin of fatty named Bigboy were drunk and disorderly to make a model of james -_- . While James-_- was spamming his favourite web forum the
police showed up.
and said "your a*s is busted!"
he soon went to the donkey and recited pi in his calculator, he dodge the flashing text that was so awesome and was falling from the sky onto a peasent that he poop
ten gold bricks he had eaten. and they were not very tasty.

So he ran to the closest bomb shelter in the area, which was 22.1 km away
In the end jebus came to eat us all because he was hungry. Then James started to masturbate over some forum who banned him and they all cheered with happyness
and started a new years party in mid july back to university which was confusing , somebody was trying to poke my manly parts with their manly parts.
He ran away screaming. He went to the house around the block because he was fat and gay just like his Father was many years old.
His mother was incredibly fat and old since her birth. mark was singed causing complete and finished work being not completed properly. However it was done anyways,
so by now the men from mars decided to run themselves shocked, but also invaded USA using nothing but asteroid luncher, which made lots of pew pew and pow pow
at the stupid people.

The Americans screamed Why did you stick my d**k with glue to an electric sander?
James asked to f**k a dog while drinking coffee suddenly there was an explosion behind the coffee machine inisde of george who screamed at the explosion.
James was killed, we all climbed to the top of everest to cheer while they talked to James, somebody farted loudly.
Everybody looked at James
"it wasnt me" he said innocently.
The fart actually broke the sound of James' headphones which burst into flames and then he threw them out the window into the trashcan.

Everybody ran out of oxygen because the trashcan exploded and it recycle a bumped topic that spoke only to web programmers and lazy people about spam posts ,
while being useless to do nothing .
Meanwhile, the boss mailed spam himself to get back some compensation money for his daughters and their husbands. because they had been caught spamming about every
person's bad spamming habits .

Meanwhile, some kickass spam was actualy valuable military information  for the sas while they where drinking cold coffee. meanwhile a mothership at the starbase
Full of chicks newly hatched from organization.
That way they spammed like they were mad. Twas no beer... OMG, why did gv fall over asked the girls
I was just using mind control to control issues because spam was piling up.
Yoda asked was spam That meat stuff.
We told him that it contained spam as asked and some anthrax. When it look like white powder it is rotten and then BAAAAAAAAANNNNNGGGGGGGG spam explodes everywhere

Now, there is the unknown hero who got scared and ate his? meal very fast. So he got to write down a stupid poem in windows notepad and FTP to the 110mb servers
and got banned from Windows Live but he didn't hurt at all anybody, including himself.
Windows Live is the new MSN though skype is ad-free without patches. with great audio are both.
Anyway, and spamn can contents are really healthy and tasty .

Meanwhile, that mothership abducted diemux, then he left to his home. Commander was looking for andre so they called master chief to look for his book, but he
got angry after finding Andre.
When he took a pistol from the arbiter, who landed in the black hole, Andre called masterchief in hopes of getting funky with cortana But he couldn't because she is
a shemale. Anyhow, he is also annoying.
Meanwhile, Andre sent spam to test his filter and crashed the whole server, from the ground up.
And then, it was successfully restarted. soon cortana had broken loose from masterchief's manly reigions and attacked him, then shot masterchief in the eyes
with a ($#!7, I forgot the name of the gun... it's that one with the crystal like ammo... ~goes to play Halo again to find out~) killing him.
shocked and then the watched at his home some TV.

Something later it did something odd with the needler - and it exploded in thousand pieces killing him. Somehow by server regurgitation all files were very p***ed
off because they were not very useful so he desided to format C:\ to play halo and install linux which is S**T all the best of THE poop.
that's called windows
Windows is basically pimped up DOS.

Bill Gates and steve ballmer have turned Microsoft into a not so productive monkey company because Windows Vista was illegally shared in a website so he downloaded
Anti Viral Garbage which was poop due to anti-immune core code. Cortana f'ed masterchief, soon cortona was having the children of his mom looking at him with great
surprise, because she cares over and over and over about him and over and over... Cortana didn't just love masterchief so he felt sexy and manly,
like a chimp, because he didn't pay attention to. personal hygiene.
He did not bathe himself and didn't brush his teeth so he wore stinky clothes and a dirty helmet from the 80's which was made On christmas day out of plastic
and stainless steel with orange stripes melts and burns when heat is very very hot,
so he decided to cool down and take a deep breathe of liquid nitrogen and felt like throwing it. Until he threw up some banana creatures which started to dance
after being enslaved by Cortana.

They sleep and rest very often to eat an ear while unnoticed.
Meanwhile, in Liberty City, Niko Bellic was killing cj because he slept with a big grin so he left.
Niko emailed Cortana and said that his myspace page was hacked by Gordon Freeman using a very simple but effective method: shoop da woop
is total gibberish spam DDoS method.

Meanwhile Roman Bellic came to earthbecause he wanted to pwn Cortana but cortana plays the cool one and eats the  breakfast. Roman used a very long whip to
punish his sex slave. Who was really Richard Simmons in a green banana Car which get's flavoured suit.  Then He doesn't want to be a Toys-r-us kid. So he decided
to Go to Wall-Mart and become a woman. Who isn't Richard.
Then he ate some cereal and he got mad And threw the washer over his Neighbors dog house into a giant shiny squirtle.

So He ran really , really, really, really really, really, really really, really, really not so really fast up his mountain.
Once he reached the top, he ate a very very big carrot and then and then he got pwned by his mother. While his mother was eating fish cakes and drinking beer,
Roman Bellic escaped then tripped on a wall made by Cortana and bob ran away and became stoned to death by the coke.
Whenever He had to take a crap, he went to some institute to use its WC. But didn't wash his brother's icrotch so he got bored. Meanwhile Niko was being chased
by the huge rabid monkey cat Then he ran and hid behind his mommy's broad butt, while he backed off because he wouldn't dare get too close.
Then he jumped in Roman's car and drove away and went to Cortana's home.

There was a monkey named Phillip who once hated a girlfriend of CJ. they made xxx photos of neighbors Who were 87 -60 years old + 40 shimifty 5 -45,
they also ate fish cakes after the photographing.
Glukenheimer Von Mcafeesomozillasoft was really strange because he was a mozzarella cheesestick. Then later he was placed on Niko's car's roof and got thrown
of while I got some cheese on top of the eggnog that made eggs disappear because it was late and he ...starts crying.
Seventy.. shimty three eight foot high and wibbles generously on forums of note talking sad n00bs who like fish with Nerd 0wnage shirts.

Anyhow, Cortana Roman and Niko fell of a skyscraper and parachuted To his death.
After he revived by passing saint who was a sinner by night.
Meanwhile, in a distant area, CJ and JC were picking a fight with his brother for a big donut. James bustled in ate some counterfeit money of CJ and then
threw some hairy mayonnaise at the local pirated video store Which also serves wares, hacks, cracks, and macaroni and $10 iPods, and shows xxx live donuts, candy,
and smilies .

In the morning Richard Simmons and Cortana robbed it while doing a movie for a famous tv station.
The documentary was broadcasted on ABC and was classed by a clown. The clown who jumped of mayonnaise liked it and smelled extravagantly bad. So, Batgirl
said "Let's go to .. get something really .. sweet to eat". He actually wanted a pile of logs for dinner.
Meanwhile, the smiley face on his idea made him watch p0rn staring at the wall with cortana nude. Cortana was actually a guy, so had s*x with holy vegetables,
which were actually cj or juicy, anyway . This story is 3 words long while the other longer than 3 words was deleted. So they searched for cortana's breast
from the chicken to the cow. (the C word!!!)

While this was meant not to harm his goiter it actually did and a nuke wanted to blow job her area 51 but the wild boars wouldn't let that happen So the government
began doing secret over an investigation of the robbery and found Cortana m@sterbating in bushes with a vegetable and "mrs Palmer" was helping her...walk to the corner
of the Corner Store.
Also while she walked to the corner store, she grabbed her ass and started to scratch herself while picking her teeth, and farting loudly.
Then she entered a porta potty where she began planting bombs.

Meanwhile, this thread was closed for pr0n advertisement posts.
Diemux went to the DJ specialty store where he snatched Thumping Dance Trance and a dancing cat.
Cortana looked naked at CJ
and she said "lets have $ex"
so they proceeded to have $ex with his awesome holographic girlfriend.

soon The cops came because of such a large explosion caused by his vegitable sex maniac
not me of-course
continued to re-write their protocols about the belly dancers. Cortana bustled in with a huge donut and THREE words,
"THIS DONUT'S MINE"
He said as cortana sucked his glass eye clean off his pen15 while is pen16 pen is exploding random trash here which was messy.

meanwhile in a land full of adventure, thrills and copyrighted music, bob was sucking vagin4 ever,
some kinda rudeness was very annoying and boring so uh_Iforgot died.
GV was born in that land next to uh_Iforgot where, but it didn't disturb him or the chicken covered in gravy sand.
It smelled for miles around like rotten carrots and radioactive parrots.

Meanwhile, in a  room with radioactive web browsers, vegetables  and radioactive parrots, Cortana detonated his radioactive toilet paper at Cortez's command.
The radioactive dentures were blown through
Dang! Stop ending
what, the text,
No, the sentence.
you ended it but started it
said Cortana to help him with tasks Cortez set, for the evil-administrators so he went and stamped on the end of the road.

Coincidentally, he killed Obama 's pet rat .
Cortana apologized and said hi to Cortez's Great Grandmother, while 110mb was burning-up-the-net quite literally, but Grandma launched a ddos attack to 110mb.
Andre taught her good hooked on phonics and phonetics, but she continued the attacks, so Andre sadly decided to jump offa cliff
"Arhhhh arrrrhhh  arh!{silence}"
were his last before being revived said words.
He then blew up the old womans DDoS-ing servers, so she made more. When she got enough for a Big mac, fries and a DDoS she then went to Burger King for better
service and a quick-time installer CD.

After the quicktime she grabbed iKsbjA's earphones and Cortana's and started to plug them into each others pen15 (tm) mp3 player.
While he was shocked, Andre couldn't resist hacking the master server so he could download necessary security software , hamburger gift voucher, some random warez
so he decided to eat some food. Meanwhile CJ and Cortez, and Norris drunk some Tequila, ate worms, while Cortana kicked her flippy floppies away.
Once (s)he did it, came great famine and grabbed them.

Cortana got confused and ran away crying. licking her snot while he ended his life by typing </life> into a PHP editor and eating some crackers and vegitables,
while misspelling vegetables.
Cortana revived him by doing CPR and pressing Ctrl + Z but then BSOD appeared. CJ self-rebooted into ubuntu 9.04 which was far from being released because it had
a spam attack making it explode. The explosion killed Steve Jobs, who fell in a bucket of acid that rained on Bill Gates, resurrecting Steve Jobs and killing CJ.

Then a penguin appeared and ended the imminent apocalypse.
Everyone cheered and shouted
Linux FTW, tux U are so great!!!"

Next morning, tux dieted on beans and cheese, trying to become the best penguin to bake pie using those ingredients.
The penguin proceeded to the corner shop, where he bought a nice a large house which he filled with soup for GV's guy. Then he jumped in killing himself.
Tux ate the soup which was very lumpy because there were pieces of general vegitable floating around.

Tux decided to get him-self a new motherboard for $5 and a tux from http://crystalxp.net.
Then he resurrected GV
GV, opened a can of woop-ass on a nearby penguin called Tux who was trying to buy a $5 motherboard from a penguin called Bob.
Bob was a big guy who loved Tux Linux until one day he saw SimCity and was overcome by the sheer amount of losses 110mb faced, losing it was a downtime of
box16 that started this.

To fix this, andre asked tech-monkeys to kill tux but they failed to miss him intentionally, but also they failed to stop microsoft being completely stupid
monkeys.
Instead, Tux blasted His brains out. Then he resurrected his brains, and was reborn.

Meanwhile, Tux got Swine-flu and cured himself with his awsome home made whisky-made drug.
Meanwhile, the 6 horsemen-of-the-apocalypse were about to kill CJ, Nico, and andre while something really bad came out of box16 - it was Killing the other boxes'
downtime records. so the admins blew the fuses and decided Burst was the worst choice.
They attacked iKsbjA because they mistook him for a Burst admin. and shot him almost dead.
Luckily, the banana king jumped in front of a mod and shot him. the community cheered because he survived but then died of heart disease. slowly and painfully.

The next day t'other one dies. iKsbjA woke up and killed a big fat fly who liked pie made from moderators didnt understand the story............
who we hate Like Busman.
So Burst admins appeared and blew him 'till he cried out loud:
"INCOMING!!!", and "LOOK AT ... THIS."
So the got banned at his own website, then ate some cheezburger.

110mb people all got banned and raged on about sucky space because they could...
So Busman came and manicgames told him he was a massively huge chav test,
then Busman ran to a chav, who unveiled his crotch and pissed on 110mb's administrators, because he was stupid. This got him angry so he exploded.
The servers weren't damaged.
Unluckily, ..as he said, the admins had to run away as they were on fire. This was rather funny because they were running around shouting at the servers that
the shoelace was completely burnt.

Manicgames and mghq were fighting again
but made up and talking again until the next big fight happens
and everyone sighs because me and manic have extremely bad anger problems
but they secretly are great friends who are lovers
we aren't gay
(but considering it)
no we aren't.

So then fountain-of-dreams has not replied
but should because she is bored and wants to make out with KellyAX, her boyfriend.
But he is really great when he has to be in bed with his teddy-bear. while making out with his very own barbie doll that he bought from rCyndaquil and
fountain-of-dreams on ebay
But he doesn't sell many different sexual toys to strangers unless he needs to get quick money for an Nintendo Wii that he plays with that turns into a
sandwich that he enjoys to eat with frito lay chips.

One day he came to 110mb and hit manicgames on the rear to be turned on because that's the person he loves to play with.
He then plays with FOD and punches babies in their faces and swears at FOD for continueing to win the perverted conversation with himself, because he likes it
that I need to go to sleep
So cya later
have a good sleep with KellyAX

..when suddenly something - logged onto 110mb and said
"Fountain-of-Dreams   .... I love you. "
To which they ran off crying ..into Fountain-of-Dreams' arms
And told her
I'm tired, bbs.
She was butthurt.

uh_Iforgot wondered wth did KellyAX do last night with fountain-of-dreams since she has a broken bed
from last time she broke it with KellyAX from the long night of making cookies.
All went well until KellyAX started to take some pills and he turned into a really hyper-active member.
To Busman he said
"My bed sucks!"
He got banned because busman is a jerk who likes to suck on cherry lollipops.

took fountain-of-dreams to KellyAX's bed so they could make sweet love.
But kellyAX had problems with getting his love maker hard.
So he had to take a poop and then a couple v i a g r a and put on a condom so I would not get pregnant
with a baby named KellyAXjr
and they had amazing fun till he came to fall asleep on top of my giant pair of white fluff

Then inp o҉rtb saw yall both naked and screamed out
oh my god
and told andre to go ban manicgames and mqhq
even though our mothers disapproved of FOD and KellyAX's super disgustingly wet bed from their excess boot knocking of love last night
and other types of fun
such as going to the hottub in front of the bed in manicgames and mqhq's friends kellyax's room

KellyAX is reading through these posts, thinking to himself
FOD is pregnant with KellyAXjr.
Also, with another kid named Lesleyjr.
And another kid from 110mb forum named FODJr which will marry KellyAXjr at noon
even though They are family .. but they don't want to have stupid green babies

So they decided they will visit /r9k/ to look for child pr0nz but moot was trollin' through /b/
KellyAX decided to Look at KellyAXJr.
And raged at it not being.. on work-safe boards ..simultaneously he had to go to bed..
so h'said
'want to come?' in my bed?
..Then he replied
"Heh Heh.. Cum"

and she said
I hate you. NOW LEAVE!!.. baww
So he left.
Then he bawwed And FOD followed him into bed ..for some luvin'

geekhelp walked in
Raepunsel walked in
Unknown walked in With a bed
They had love
Geek had himself. But Lesleyjr offered To suck his large erect worm when suddenly his rhubarb stick fell to the ground.
KellyAX got up and threw it out the window

Raepunsel and UnknownAX had gay bummseckz
FOD and KellyAX went to bed and all died from multiple shots from andre and Diemux when they fired the
super-mega-uber-killer-lazer after reading this multi-post-row by FOD.
the super-mega-uber-killer-lazer killed FOD's babies.

Meanwhile, KellyAX made more deadly weapons to fight the wrath of andre and Diemux who were using Warlock-B-Gone repellants and guns to commit murder
to GV it soon failed but suceeded with shooting KellyAX's face and killing him.
with both barrels!
Actually, it was all 3 barrels!

FOD was also looking at pr0nz but couldn't stop posting, but now was killed by a computer virus.
So the pink kirby died from gunshot to the head.
FOD committed suicide because KellyAX had disappeared forever ..
but not really (if you shot him in the head, why is he still here)
because he's dead
but not really (if you shot him in the head, why is he still here)
but still alive!
and warlock died!

Then mghq walked the walk and saw dead people such as Warlock
but it's fun to crap on Dark Raito and inportb.
Meanwhile the GV escaped to nowhere, and was bitching too much about Warlock. Then, a moderator came and pulled out the lock button,but guess what?
it got locked but the padlock was too strong for the flying dog wearing a hat that made quaking noises with a rubber ducky.

Then the moderator locked the topic for no reason except the last-page multipost by FOD
KellyAX started it! (stop blaming me! ;_;)
because FOD wanted this topic locked so she could stop this random 3 word story
THE END

Once upon a pink flying penguin came a disaster: which involved mixing all the drinks in the 110mb bar,
after which uh_Iforgot was taken to the hospital
which he blew up using iKsbjA's evil Mac-powered Robot-made drink.
Afterwards, they installed the slap chop on evil whatchima callit while drinking beer and vinegar.

Then, iKsbjA exploded from the train's fire-box of doom which had beer in for some mysterious reason that we do not know.
forgetting the water is punishable by their train exploding which is why you should never eat plastic.
Meanwhile, KellyAX's worm woke up the neighbor's worm with a poke on the head.
That's why we don't eat worm tails either.

Admins saw that and started to collect wood for the new servers that wanted to be incinerated.
Andre Dreamed he was a server which served the purpose of the man extermination. He woke the sponge monkey, the monkey then woke Andre.
They had breakfast while painting the kitchen in flashy Pink. Then the monkey ate more spongemonkeys than Andre did because they are differently shaped.

Afterwards, he shouted,
"You shall suck my hard cocktails!"
Andre then threw his drink at the spongemonkeys who then died.

Charlie, a girlfriend of Andre, exploded for an alternative way of saying she loves cats.
The monkey said how come you are such a toilet plunger used to unclog toilets with enthusiasm.

The Jagex cat, after seeing that, wwent to the cinema to watch a film called fountain is bored.
It was boring because she hid in Warlock's bed for the entire year.
When Warlock exploded in anger, he threw up his breakfast, drowning in his blood coming from his avatar on 110mb. The movie wasn't what he expected

END OF RECAP

Yeah, I was bored this evening and this thread hasn't been recap'd in more than a year, so I went ahead and did it.
From Page 120, I did it all manually, since I wouldn't know how to do it all otherwise. Took around four hours, but that's okay.
At least I can say now that I read the entire thing! ..I also got into Demonoid because of doing this, don't ask me how, but [beep] yeahhh!~
The text file can be downloaded here.


Going on with the story,
.. it to be

[iKsbjA]

 - it sucked bigtime
Awesome, a recap! Thanks FOD!

[pǝʇɹǝʌuı]

, so much that

[Patman 21]

he bled unicorn

[iKsbjA]

blood. FOD wasn't

[Patman 21]

a unicorn so

[pǝʇɹǝʌuı]

the blood caused

[Patman 21]

him to bleed.

[Warlock]

The condom that

[iKsbjA]

he blew up

[Warlock]

with his big ()

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gun ( ) was instantly

[iKsbjA]

torn to pieces

[EpicCyndaquil]

after signing up

[Patman 21]

for all of

[iKsbjA]

the spamish newsletters

[Patman 21]

that contained lots

[iKsbjA]

of advertisements. Andre
Andre is back.

[Patman 21]

is back smilie