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« on: March 30, 2007, 07:02:29 AM »

All of these I did, or friends did.

1. Take 30 or so boxes of condoms, go through and throw them in peoples carts when they are not looking.

2. Find an abandoned employees radio, and say: "We have a red alert in autos."

3. Have on friend ride in a cart, and act stupid as you run through and push it.

4. Throw sprots balls into other isles.

5. Sleep on the lawn furnature untill someone wakes you up.

6. When someone asks you if you need help, count how many came up to you and if there is one more, say the number aloud like: "14 so far!"

7. Blast the sterios with polka music!

8. Go up to random people and ask "Is your shoelace dead?"

9. Throw eggs at peoples carts when they are turned and not looking.

10. Stare at the mysterios balls that are really cameras on the roof.

11. Scream at the poles in the middle of the isle for getting in your way.

12. Take the clean up gloves on the poles in the middle of the isles, blow them up, and stick them on the caps of the bottles.

13. Open a bag of chips, and eat them in front of an employee (They can't get you in trouble, as long as you pay for it.) They will get frustrated and annoyed!

14. Try to buy a piece of the ceiling.

15. Act like a terrorist near the flag section.

16. Eat some tuna in a pouch and when you talk, let some come out, talk to employees!

17. Ask if you can have your own bag for M&M's in checkout.

18. Scream at heads of lettice for beeing so green.

19. Type in the walmart search computers: "Herpe Medication."

20. Fill carts up with tons of expensive objects, and then abandoned the cart. (I put a T.V. in a cart and left it!)

21. Spit in the air and hope it lands on the old lady behind you.

22. Brew up a nasty fart, and let it fly near the cameras, see how many people come and leave in a hurry.

23. Ask the deli-meat person if they can give you 3 slices of cheese, say: "I will be back to buy more tomarrow."

24. Break the asparigaus in the produce.

25. Take one grape out of the bag, and try to buy it.

26. Put caution signs around a box of crackers.

27. Test out the fishing polls by seeing what you can get from other isles.

28. Say to new employees: "Do you know were the ding-dongs are? Or the Zipper-Dippers?" (Make up un-realistic products!)

29. Ask if you can see the smurf in the freezer.

30. Ask if they have any lubricant aloud.
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« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2007, 07:48:51 AM »

LOL.



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« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2007, 09:20:35 AM »

Well i have question. Why?
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« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2007, 09:32:19 AM »

Because, when there is nothing to do when your parants are shopping, do this, or even when you don't go shopping, if you are just walking around.
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« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2007, 05:51:11 PM »

Sounds funny but no way i could do it!
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« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2007, 06:13:56 PM »

ROFL that sounds like fun. I wish I were younger though =p
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« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2007, 08:33:50 PM »

You can still do it when you are an adult!  smiley
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« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2007, 11:51:55 PM »

When you do it as an adult... ppl think you have issues =p
I'm sort of in-between.
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« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2007, 12:11:48 AM »

LOLWish we had wal-marts at sweden  :-P huh  evil rolleyes sad shocked
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« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2007, 01:25:34 AM »

What? Sweden doesn't have Wal-Mart? I thought Wal-Mart had taken over the world already. That's awesome! They even have it in China... xD
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« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2007, 05:32:10 AM »

Well, some countrys don't want the major aspect of Wal-Mart in their socity. It does put the little guys out of buisness, but OH WELL!
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« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2007, 12:00:53 PM »

LOL

Wal-mart profits make my wallet fatter!

don't blame wal-mart for the little guys demise , the other bigbox stores should share the same blame !

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« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2007, 12:28:14 PM »

there is so much more you can do in wal mart my favorite is to remove all the item in the chair of another persons carty and put an extra large bottle of KY jelly and a large cucumber in their place.
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« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2007, 01:31:40 PM »

lol i wish i had wall mart in Malta =]

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« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2007, 03:14:44 AM »

LOL!

I think my parrents would go bananaz if I did the trick with the eggs..  afro
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« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2007, 01:06:38 PM »

lolol most parents would
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« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2007, 05:52:25 AM »

I wasn't with my parents, they were in foods, and I was walking around the store.  grin
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« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2007, 09:59:38 AM »

You forgot "Go to the center of the store and scream "Dale Earnheart sucks!"... now try and make it out of the store alive".
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« Reply #18 on: April 05, 2007, 12:40:36 AM »

we in germany have only less wallmarts sad
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« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2007, 07:12:46 AM »

SWEET POST.  Thanks I was bored but now i'm going to walmart Smiley
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